guyz. internets taking over

wow. so just last night peter mansbridge reported on soemthing that we all hold very near and dear to our hearts: internets. apparently they are taking over and are becioming an imporitatn part of society, me and ma boys in the bloor west WoW (world of warcraft obvs) LAN community are very concerned that too many internets might overload the matrix.,our friends at MIT have been even been discovering some viruss in the tubees that supply the webs. i will report further on thsi very serious newstoruy later,.

pinky the cat

I accidently just snotted on my boss (again)

dean scream!

in the eve of debates we must look back on one of the best political funnies ever. the dean scream.

hit tracking

millioons of hits per day fly into beanpoutine. from all over the world. our hit tracking team has been working 13 hour days in the "praries" conference room on the 14th floor trying to catch up. its a madhouse in there (srsly).

in the latest report from that department a startling piece of internet has been found. nearly half of all our millions of hits comes from one source: pooping in a groundhog hole.

about a month ago we had a craigslist post of the week of some dude complaining about his neighbors activities: http://beanpoutine.blogspot.com/2008/06/pooping-in-groundhog-hole.html

ever since that post we have been getting hits from fliping everywhere. istanbul, australia, great britain. all people searching for info on google on how to poop in a groundhog hole. for some reason this website pops up(the webz are a mysterious thing people). check it out:

http://www.google.de/search?q=pooping%20in%20a%20groundhog%20hole&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:de:official&client=firefox-a

as a result of these finidings we are going to slowly change beanpoutine to be more groundhogcentric. internets only about groundhogs and how to poop in their holes.

that is all. thank you for your interest.

cow!

http://www.700wlw.com/pages/localNews.html?feed=119585&article=4324072

its snowing on mars

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/30/MNQS1387R3.DTL

exprn

(A TINY BIT NSFW)(not safe for work)

http://exporn.blogspot.com/

montgomery flea market

WHOA! look at these two great interests! makes me lauygh on this stinky monday morning.

note: sometimes when I pee and the pee is really clear and not yellow i dont flush the toilet which results feeling in a sense of self satisfaction that I am helping save the environment one flush at a time.

FOR PETES SAKE!

bloody viagra emails are flooding the beanpoutine company email address. the internet knows everything!
(to address the problem emergency board meeting this afternoon in the telecom conference room everyone.)

my new apartment :'(

http://www.bobkingsley.co.uk/blog/?p=193

my new job!

call todd

7 days and couting

so guyz. heres what has gone down. our executive met on sunday afternoon to discuss mvoing forward here at BP. (gary was absent cause his kid was getting his tonsils out)
we decided there were several initiatitives that we watned to implement for the coming months.
1.post more tranny fights and fat kid falling videos
2.reasess our position on goths and cybergoths
3.switch over to the more professional and useful wordpress blog engine
4. focus focus focus!
5. buy the beanpoutine domain

what has happened is that wordpress is too techy and annoying for me. so ditch that. staying with blogspot. BUt we will have the http://www.beanpoutine.com/ domain SOON so y'all type that in starting soonish.

ok that is all. more itnerwebs on their way!

guyz

so for the next couple of days we are going to be doing some major reconfiguring here at beanpoutine. our executive has proposed changes that might ...change...stuff. we have hired an outside consultant to facilitate some of these major undertakings so the end result should be tastey. less posts. less internets. for now. for now

men who look like old lesbians

great info for you all!
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/

harv was there

postsecret

PostSecret is an ongoing community mail art project in which people mail their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.
http://postsecret.blogspot.com/