MORTGAGE YOUR FUTURE

wow how this blog has changed. started with making fun of ravers and spewing nonsense about beanpoutine board meetings n shit. to me actuyally talking about my life. how self absorbed you are, fucking douchebag.

tomorrow. my day:

6 am. wake up. feed cat, brush teeth. cry. cry. bike bike to
7 am. toronto sculpture garden to move these to bosses studio.

12pm. finish moving bears. hopefully. cranes n dollies n doillies. n heavy lifting.
12-1. play ping ponmg in studio and prepare for
1 pm. huge truck from bc arrives. carrying 5-7000 pound 14 foot long log.

1-7. move log into studio. we havent figured out how. i proposed a vaseline on the floor and a pack of emus pulling.
7. rush down to distillery district. pick up baconators on way. so many baconators
7-5 in the morning. extra in new pornographers music video. create rivalries on set through strategic pocketful of candies. pit people against each other.
5-the rest of my life.learn to mongolian throat sing this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5RDn5Y0D_0

9 the next day..take apart that orange stage with a crowbar. see things cause of lack of sleep.

THURSDAY NIGHT: PARTYMONSTER

HEY GUYZ. im going to take pictures. the log business is going to be very strange. and if you see a big flatbed truck with neon bears driving round. say hey!

i love you all

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8593748.stm

CHEEEESSSEBURRGERRR

hero

what a hero this guy is. what a voice. what a dog. what a scene. im going to try and memorize this monologue
holy shit i watched this a second time. and laughed even harder. new internet win. wow

i will find antebellum
i will project sustained happiness
a glorious blind prosperity
stare at the sun with clarity
its ok
its ok
i can forget
and keep on
keeping on

below: teslas paper he used for letters. badass

running out of toilet paper and having to waddle to the kitchen to rifle through drawer for some sort of napkin and not finding anything and then crab walking back to the toilet and sitting there thinking about what to do and then sorting through the bathroom garbage for toilet paper that hasnt completely been used but only finding one or two sheets and then tearfully getting into the shower to shower away the shane!

that which consumes me

currently

biking to the 5000's of yonge street
egg bread
girls
blues progression

that is all

SUMMERTIME

soak up the sunshine with me. please.


Grils/Summertime blue
Capo 1

E:022100
Emaj7:021100
Amaj7:002120
Amb: 466444
Gmb:244222

E
Out of my crate
Emaj7
Dust off my name
Amaj7 E
Get out a good pair of shoes
Amb Gmb E
Summertime, soak up the sunshine with you

E
Lay in the park
Emaj7
Smoke in the dark
Amaj7 E
Get high like I used to do
Amb Gmb E
Summertime, soak up the sunshine with you
Amb Gmb E
Summertime, soak up the sunshine with you

E
Feelin' the breeze
Emaj7
Take it with ease
Amaj7
Shake out the big city blues
Amb Gmb E
Summertime, soak up the sunshine with you

E
Grow out my hair
Emaj7
Go anywhere
Amaj7 E
Sleepin' until afternoon
Amb Gmb E
Summertime, soak up the sunshine with you
Amb Gmb E
Summertime, soak up the sunshine with you

E
Feelin' the breeze
Emaj7
Take it with ease
Amaj7 E
Shake out the big city blues
Amb Gmb E
Summertime, soak up the sunshine with you

E
Lay in the park
Emaj7
Smoke in the dark
Amaj7 E
Get high like I used to do
Amb Gmb E
Summertime, soak up the sunshine with you
Amb Gmb E
Summertime, soak up the sunshine with you

whzt is GOIng on toher side of canemera!!!>>>???!!

THE BRAIN

im sneaking into a neuroscience conference this week. come along pals. the lineup on wednesday looks especially interesting.

plan; buy lab coat and stethascope from val vil. fill flasks with rye. put burritos in pockets. ask unrelated personal questions to speakers during quiestions time such as "what kind of shoe is best?" or "how is steve doing?", speak really loudly all the time about the character..the brain..from pinky and the brain.and generally have a blast whilst learning. COME WIHT!!!!!!

http://www.rotman-baycrest.on.ca/index.php?section=964

MUSIC

BEST MUSIC RIGHT NOW:

jj- jj no 2
torrent: http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/134891733/jj?tab=summary
song:



The Very Best: Warm Heart of Africa
Torrent: http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/155018409/warm+heart+of+africa?tab=summary
song:

wall of death

i remember seeing one of these at the CNE years ago. pretty cool.

tim and eric: father and son

genius

I for one welcome our new insect overlords

http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8127000/8127519.stm

southern soul

so many great unplugged videos of toronto bands and singers. watch them all here: http://www.southernsouls.ca/index.html

GREAT BLOOMERS - You're Everywhere from Mitch Fillion on Vimeo.

on a side note. if any of you havent read call of the wild. do it. please
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_attacks_on_humans

placate our loneliness with

fancy trick kites
tumblr
wine,ketamine
clothing, sex
food with cheese melted on it
tying flies
murderous thoughts
animal furs and cuddling with strangers
settlers of catan
music,the internet
novels
sitting beside a river to get outside of our mind

and in the future

bass fishing
lathework
cooking
sleeping
passive aggressive behavior
gardening
train sets
art made out of duct tape
working out, fish tanks
line dancing
staring at glowing screens

that is all

fail

tjanls c
http://www.yahooanswerfail.com/turn-of-caps-lock-fail/

when the day breaks

thanks J

breakfast: spoonfuls of peanut butter
lunch: spoonfukls of peanbyut buttra
second lunch: sohjnggfuls ofa peantu butarte
dinner: gposnnonfuls of afde bartre
late night snack: afdffda fdnjkln ebuytar

master of knitting

wikipedia

wacky wikipedia articles.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marree_Man

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wow!_signal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Man_of_the_Lake

etcccc

i can hear the crys of the dead

Been drinking tons of those tiny little energy drinks they saell at the counter of 7-11 these days.i can tell you all about it on teenchat. user name: skterboi16


fyi im modeling naked for some life drawing class on wednesday. fyi fyi ew ew ew barf barf on peoples faces
doubles
www.consumeconsume.tumblr.com

a whispered fate

Connected

MY LIFE (today)

-made 54 bottles of wine today
-pooed thrice
-found a nickel stuck to my buttcheek. dont know how long it was there.
-watched simpsons
-ate really really old pizza that my unemployed really poor bummy friend wouldnt eat.
-broke a bamboo plant thing
-listened to a Ted talk http://www.ted.com/talks/gary_flake_is_pivot_a_turning_point_for_web_exploration.html
-updated http://consumeconsume.tumblr.com/
-biked like the wind

hot and cold

bluuuuuuuueeee

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/anc/1473531732.html

putin on the ritz

perry bible fellowship

repost. hit random and laugh.
http://pbfcomics.com/