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tjanls c
http://www.yahooanswerfail.com/turn-of-caps-lock-fail/

when the day breaks

thanks J

breakfast: spoonfuls of peanut butter
lunch: spoonfukls of peanbyut buttra
second lunch: sohjnggfuls ofa peantu butarte
dinner: gposnnonfuls of afde bartre
late night snack: afdffda fdnjkln ebuytar

master of knitting

wikipedia

wacky wikipedia articles.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marree_Man

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wow!_signal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Man_of_the_Lake

etcccc

i can hear the crys of the dead

Been drinking tons of those tiny little energy drinks they saell at the counter of 7-11 these days.i can tell you all about it on teenchat. user name: skterboi16


fyi im modeling naked for some life drawing class on wednesday. fyi fyi ew ew ew barf barf on peoples faces
doubles
www.consumeconsume.tumblr.com

a whispered fate

Connected

MY LIFE (today)

-made 54 bottles of wine today
-pooed thrice
-found a nickel stuck to my buttcheek. dont know how long it was there.
-watched simpsons
-ate really really old pizza that my unemployed really poor bummy friend wouldnt eat.
-broke a bamboo plant thing
-listened to a Ted talk http://www.ted.com/talks/gary_flake_is_pivot_a_turning_point_for_web_exploration.html
-updated http://consumeconsume.tumblr.com/
-biked like the wind

hot and cold

bluuuuuuuueeee

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/anc/1473531732.html

putin on the ritz

perry bible fellowship

repost. hit random and laugh.
http://pbfcomics.com/

i like smashing stuff too

ebay taxidermy

great great
http://sporting-goods.shop.ebay.ca/Taxidermy-/36271/i.html

today and tomorrow I have nothing at all to do. so I have decided to pick up some of the neglected short stories i have neglected. neglected. and maybe make some headway. write write. the following
-a choose your own adventure (CYOA) of a nutty trip to scarborough I made with some friends int he summer. lots of silly. its almost done. just need to add some descriptive language in parts.
-a story in which the internet gets downloaded into a sassy lamp and gives me(protagonist) advice on life n love and funny youtubes. and porn.
-a chronological list of all the fuck ups ive ever had in my life.
-a chronological list of all the people I have ever loved and the stories surrounding the love.
-short little diddy about my old job researching UTIs in a hospital. (pretty boiring so far. need to add a new character i think. maybe a sassy lamp)

those are the ones that i feel deserve attention. youse all will know what I will be doing for the next number of hours!
thank you for your patronage. ideas appreciated.

if you melt. i will melt into you. promise.

Liars "Scissor" from A Bruntel on Vimeo.