jokes I made up!

Q: what do you call a goosedown comforter with a pie sitting on it?
A: a pie and goosedown comforter! hhhhheeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyooooooo

three nuns were playing golf when one nun miraculououssly hit a hole in one. the other two nuns quickly turn to her and exclaim in unison: thats what she said!

Q: a paper clip walks into a bar and orders a pint of lager. next to him sits a paper clip. they have a nice talk and leave unceremoniously after a couple of drinks. three weeks later obama is voted into office. whats the first thing he says upon sitting down in the oval office?

A: A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly and is
also known as a buster
always talkin' about what he wants
and just sits on his broke ass
so (no)
I don't want your number
no I don't wanna give you mine
and no I don't wanna meet you nowhere
no I don't want none of your time and no
Chorus:
I don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
hanging out the passenger side
of his best friend's ride
trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
hanging out the passenger side
of his best friend's ride
trying to holler at me
But a scrub's checkin' me
but his game is kinda weak
and i know that he cannot approach me
cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's looking like trash
can't get wit' a deadbeat ass
So (no)
I don't want your number
no I don't wanna give you mine
and no I don't wanna meet you nowhere
no I don't want none of your time (so no)
Chorus
If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
oh no I don't want no scrub
No scrub
No scrub
No No
No scrub
No no no no
No no
Chorus (until fade)