UNEMPLOYED

in deese tough econimic times many of even the most beautiful of people are jobless. susan sarandan for example. judge ito. the dad from family matters. and yourse triuely.

so ive decided to release a series of tips for all you guyz that will help you when the job reaper comes a calling. follow them to a T. a TTTTTTTTTTT.

1. it sounds silly. but waking up earlyish is a good thing. doesnt mean you have to get out of bed. but waking up b4 12 makes you feel a bit more human.

2. rice and beans and gutter drugs. all acceptable.

3. inviting your most drunken of friends over so as to benefit from their multitude of empties the nbext day. and then using that empty money to buyy cinnabons and lace undergarmets.

4. there is no shame in shitting yourself.

5. steal cheese from no frills. truth.

hmmm you know what im going to think these over and add more. gotta give it more thought/saliva.