today and tomorrow I have nothing at all to do. so I have decided to pick up some of the neglected short stories i have neglected. neglected. and maybe make some headway. write write. the following
-a choose your own adventure (CYOA) of a nutty trip to scarborough I made with some friends int he summer. lots of silly. its almost done. just need to add some descriptive language in parts.
-a story in which the internet gets downloaded into a sassy lamp and gives me(protagonist) advice on life n love and funny youtubes. and porn.
-a chronological list of all the fuck ups ive ever had in my life.
-a chronological list of all the people I have ever loved and the stories surrounding the love.
-short little diddy about my old job researching UTIs in a hospital. (pretty boiring so far. need to add a new character i think. maybe a sassy lamp)

those are the ones that i feel deserve attention. youse all will know what I will be doing for the next number of hours!
thank you for your patronage. ideas appreciated.

if you melt. i will melt into you. promise.

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