new potion

i concocted this potion last night while the moon was in its zenith. use carefully my fellow wiccan goth enchantresses.

shit i gotta go,

i will fill this post out later.

sorry

projects

on a serious note. there are two projects that im moving forward with that i thought i would include you guys in, all of yoiuy are like family to me. we have shared so many nets that my heart has grown as if it is connected to yourse. so i would like to throw it out there if any of you want to work with me on:

1. a zine of short stories and everyday awkwardness. so yea if any of you have anything that involves weirdness of human intereaction or whatever. yea. spelling and grammer mistakes are ok. stupid stories or comics or whatever about seeing a person slip on the ice or a bad handshake and the such is cool. art. etc

2. im starting a religion. a new website that glorifys the internet as our divine power. it provides everything that we ever want or will need and so we should love and praise it. i suppose a bit tongue and cheak. but the website will include great webs you find. if you want to write some scriptures or post stuffs. pslams. nothing really has been done. so get in on the groundfloor with a new religion. the domina has been purchased btw i can provide more info too. the proposal has been written for our board to look over.

k cool. im totally serious about all of this. so contact me if you are interested.
join the team!

everyone,. go see CORALINE in 3D at the theatres

nerdstock

article in vice about gaming convention. all good.
http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n6/htdocs/nerd.php

denver airport sculpture

every airport needs a 32 foot zombie mustang obvs
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,489766,00.html

kitty swallow

fake but funny

chairperson!

99 things

you should see on the nets.

this should keep all you guyz busy while we work on a new project of great importance(organizing pog collection)

http://youshouldhaveseenthis.com/

chicken police

my brother

my brother has been spelling himself brett his whole life

and recently found his birth certificate said bret

hahaha stupid bret


truth

BIG NEWS

hUGe larp meet up this saturday guyz. ill IM you the infos once iget the specs on my end. pwnage time!

pride and predator

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/feb/17/pride-and-predator-to-give-jane-austen-extreme-makeover

news

us here in the office get our nets from all over. but often we ignore traditionnal news sources for that which is found in the forums and the blogs. i now realize that its not completey a good thing to do all the time. check out these amazing stories all found today on the CBC news page.
cockfighting ring!: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2009/02/18/cockfighting.html
encino man!: http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2009/02/18/fossil-mammoth.html
galapagos in peril!: http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2009/02/10/f-tech-galapagos.html

etc etc etc

nutty kids

these kids are pretty angry. sometimes i get even angrier then them when my isp protocols arent transmitting.(its a big issue in my house fyi)

world press photos winners

every year some amazing photos can be found here,. really compelling stuff a lot of it.
http://www.worldpressphoto.org/index.php?option=com_photogallery&task=blogsection&id=19&Itemid=223&bandwidth=high

racist

lonely island

doggy~

check out the pics on this linky. kinda a must see

http://www.kontraband.co.uk/pics/15677/Her-Cute-Little-Doggy/

harro!

you ever go to work and then sit down at your desk and smile and nod to people all morning not realizing that you have a giant booger stuck right to the point of your nose somehow? me neither!

craigslist post of day

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/zip/1026554288.html

found in toronto for piuck uip

new intern

hey friends!
so the big news around the beanpoutine office is the great work of our new intern! she aced the entrance test and has been brining us coffee and the such for three days now. and is doing top notch work! she even...get this...found her frist internet! on her thiurd day! check it out beside these writings guys. she holds a lot of promise to be completelyrz honest.

much love and respect 4eva.

sincerelky

the webz (and nets)

horse being eaten by giant birds

confessionals

here are a few good websites of user submitted confessions/funnies. the nets bring us together like never before.

fuck my life: http://www.fmylife.com/

I bang the worst dudes: http://sorry-mom.com/

grouphug: http://grouphug.us/

we have both country ANd western@!!!!1

thanks man!

denial

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgFbwDguHlcCzt4WFG2pyi0jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20081226174833AA5LmiA

movie review: The Fall

The Fall: visually incredible beautiful. sotry telling movie of great adventure. fantasy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fall_(2006_film)

I super enjoyed this film simply for the eye candy film locations. they filmed it over 5 years all over the world and the outcome is amazing. actual story drags a bit at times. a definate watcher. 4.5 bros out of 5.

friend of the nets(vids)

we just got a huge influx of great nets coming in from one of the true innovators on the webs. hes been spreading the gospel since the early days of icq and star wars kid. thanks doug. us here at beanpoutine hold these vids very close to our hearts. appreciate all the strong work oyu've been doing. brings a frggn tear to our eyes.