Sunday, May 31, 2009

michio hoshino

Acclaimed nature photographer Michio Hoshino who specialized in Alaskan wildlife images, was killed by a brown bear (above) in Russia on assignment in 1996. This is his last photo.



Friday, May 29, 2009

Thursday, May 28, 2009

meeting tomorrow

there is an early morning meeting tomorrow in the Great Lakes conference room concerning cybergoths and funny cat videos. I had wendy set up a video conference with regina so it should be all ready up by 8. see you then.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

bad sex stories

NSFW. links to sex gone bad. funny. no pics or anything bros. scroll down a bunch to get to the stories. there is one there thats disgusting/hilarious


text i just received:
" on my way to work today this old man called a young lady a slut (actually yelled it out really loud) for walking on the left side of the stairs!"

whadda guy.

Monday, May 25, 2009



been pumping

ive been wailing on my bi's and tri's constantly lately trying to get the mouth watering definition that all the babrs love. when i fucking rip my shirt off at wassage its fucking go time. here are some vids of me working out. at the gym. and out for a little bike ride with the bros. via

Saturday, May 23, 2009

craigslist post of day; free curbs

curb alert. free curbs. i think they cancel each other out somehow. sorta funny in a not funny kinda way. thanks morgan. "what does one do with free curbs?"

everything is terrible

resource of amazing videos

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

excretory functions!


Friday, May 15, 2009


yo brah
im going away for the weekdn so no posts on the beanpoutine. gonna go chug back some brews with the bouys. fucking eh.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

you are what you eat

overheard at work two seconds ago

in a loud finger snapping condescending bitchy voice. secretar4ial women speaking to other secretarial lady.(enemies possibly)

"look hunny, I've had a baby too"

mroe keyboard cat

Monday, May 11, 2009

oh shit

via this guy click to make bigger. found on bloomberg news

monday night

Lyoto Machida says:
bro says:
bro says:
practicind guitar
bro says:
Lyoto Machida says:
haha you have it?
bro says:
nah bad joke
bro says:
just guitar
Lyoto Machida says:
you're funny!
bro says:
thanks c*****
Lyoto Machida says:
watching basketball?
bro says:
nah dont get that channel i dont think
bro says:
let me checl
bro says:
Lyoto Machida says:
you gotta get the HD
Lyoto Machida says:
bro says:
what the gay are you saying
bro says:
Lyoto Machida says:
high definition
bro says:
Lyoto Machida says:
can see the sweat on lebrons nutsac
bro says:
ya i dont really watych much tv actually
like never
Lyoto Machida says:
we watch a lot of sports
especially now
Lyoto Machida says:
jays are hot, hockey/nba playoffs
bro says:
ya man jays are real hot
bro says:
all that is on is that stupid ass movie where martin lawrence goes back to medieval times
bro says:
hes not really that funny
Lyoto Machida says:
24 is on
bro says:
hey man
bro says:
can i do something
Lyoto Machida says:
bro says:
can i publish some of this conversation?


is at it again!

and heres a pile of various good nets for ya since we dont really have too much to report today. our servesr here in the office are being upgraded fyi(more megabytes)

music blog

mix of good time wasting nets

lots of hilarious photos for your perusal
if you hit "earlier" at the bottom it puts you on new page

Sunday, May 10, 2009

fail train

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

celebrity albums

check out this great post on list of the day of shitty celebrity music albums.

great pic for news story

im an atheist bros


as some of you (matty)may have noticed we have been on a bit of a music thingy lately here at the BP. arthur russell. daniel johnston. that strange song with the chanting n shit. this is far from a music website but i do feel like my opinions are best.
my thoughts concerning music: journey should be recognized for their achievements. like i know that everyone loves journey. everyone. but have they been properly recognixedd>? NO. we should organize an award or plaque or garden of some sort to give them the proper..recognitiont hey deserve. their songs bring something to the world. soemthing beautiful. im not being ironic here guyz. love the journey. feel it envelope you and warm your icy hearts. tony knows. dont stop believing.

warning. sopranos spoiler alert

united nations

Saturday, May 2, 2009


Friday, May 1, 2009

between two ferns