Thursday, August 28, 2008

moving

we are moving!
the whole staff are pulling up our roots and moving the office to a new location!
the new place will have plenty more internets. with added megabytes! and maybe..just maybe some motherboards!
so the coming weeks might be a difficult time for us over here at beanpoutine. we will be dealing with lots of new obstacles.
but if it all works out...soon...we will be receiving our grant from heritage canada which will allow us to officially become::::

www.beanpoutine.com!!!
WHOA!!!

JULIANA NEUFELD

her art makes me cry with caring and friendship in life. like rose petal caught in wind of memories and passion. creativity will ignite fires in hearts of lingering.
her website: http://www.juliananeufeld.com/


HER ART:


and a picture of "J" with her boyfriend (vry romantic)

before I die....

http://beforeidieiwantto.org/

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Recipe # 6 Enchiladas

go fucking make some enchiladas people. COME ON!
GET WITH THE PROGRAM!
TIME IS MONEY!
TGIF!
The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell. ~Confucius
Hire character. Train skill. ~Peter Schutz

ENCHILADAS FOR FUCKS SAKE

http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/000055enchiladas.php

Monday, August 25, 2008

BEST MOVIE EVER!!! (poop)

OMG GUYZ!!!!
WE ALL SHOULD get together and go see WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS. it looks soooo gooood. its being touted as the first movie ever made entirely out of poop! every last shot has been meticuiously built out of poop. they even reanimated some poop to act in it! (ashton and whats her face) OMG~!!!! its playing at the theatre in tiverton ontario tomorrow night. LETS GO!!@#@M N@@!!!ASHTON!!! DIAZ!!! POOP!!!

eddie murphy head

15 cool photos. all a buncho interwebs garbage cept for the eddie murphy one. so great
http://www.cracked.com/article_16556_15-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html


Friday, August 22, 2008

glorius olympic moments

"im number 1!'

pee pee funny pee

poo

compilarion

ULILLILLIA


this site/person is really hard to explain. what you really gotta do is sit down and dedicate a bunch of time towards understanding the complexity that is Ulillillia. dream journal, special abilities, video games. etc etc. scroll and scroll. the detail that he goes into about his life=amazing
one of the best websites I have ever seen. simply amazing. very interesting individual the more you read his stuff.
http://www.ulillillia.us/aboutme/home.shtml

away for teh weekend

so I will be away for the weekend at a shamanism retreat in barrie and will obviously not be posting. I know I know. all 13 of you will miss me. my animal guide tells me that you will be fine.

in the meantime I will provide you with some other websites that might quench your thirst for inane internets.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
www.neatorama.com
http://www.hemmy.net/
www.digg.com
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/

Thursday, August 21, 2008

even in death

I want to be be having a house party even in death. where I go water skiing and everyone likes me and somehow vodoo magic is involved in the sequel.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080819/ap_on_fe_st/puerto_rico_standing_wake

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

PBF!

i know i posted bout perry bible fellowship in past. but i reinterate how great!
just start hitting random and luagh and laugh!
http://pbfcomics.com/

Monday, August 18, 2008

lets go to the ex!

so the CNE(toronto) started on the weekend and we should all go! lets win a huge useless bugs bunny stuffed thing. and eat tiny toms. and barf on the gravatron!
yay!
its actually a pretty enterataining place for people watching n shit. my first real job was there.
anywho.
that is all

Thursday, August 14, 2008

chicks I have hots for






thanks dark roasted blend

house!

I am going to move there and buy a whole block. I will call it: fun block.
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080813/METRO/808130360

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

lets go!

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/search/tix?query=celine&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max

BIGFOOT FOUND

http://www.inquisitr.com/2357/has-bigfoot-been-found/

LARP WAR

GUYZ

SOME SHIT WENT DOWN ON THE weekdne. so on saturday the whole crew and I went to the 16th annual larp war at sunneybrook park. we has been making our costumes/creating our characters for weeks adn weeks in andrews basement. we were gonna pwn everyone. check us out: totes wijked.(im the Druid Box-MOnster. powers include corrugated boxyness.weaknesses: burns easily)

BUT SRSLY WTF!the fucjkuing guys from the gamesworkshop in the eatons center showed up. AFTER they SAID THEY WERENT GOING To!@ THEY TOTES PNWED US!!! nev3er have we felt so embarassed as our powers were no match for theirs. FUCK.evans invisibility sheild deflected all my magic arrows! we will take this defeat and build upon our next battle in trinity belwwodds three weeks from now,. FUCK. check them out: (I admit they relly got uys)

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

lazy town

strangely compelling

assorted interwebs!


Friday, August 8, 2008

Thursday, August 7, 2008

value of this website

so I went to the site: http://www.websitevaluecalculator.com/
and found out that this here site is worth 78$

78$!!!!!! wowzas fuck this shit im selling.

edit:
this site: http://www.sitevaluecalculator.com/ said its worth nothing. so im going to have tot alk with my editor and marketing department about trying to get m,ore advertisers n shit

beanpoutine freeform wiccan spirit goddess poetry

the glow of ancestors past covers me
moon shadows dance in my soul
oh cant you see?
the spirit godess is within all of us!
her magik casts spells of power
gems of light
(seek out the runestones)
dancing wolves
dreaming childfolk
mysterious calls
all bring her love closer
hear me now!
goddesses unite!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

WESTBORO IS COMING

GUYZ<>
WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH IS COMING HERE! HEREE!!!! http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_25461.aspx
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church
their website here:
http://www.godhatesfags.com/
i reported on them a few months ago when louis theroux did an indepth with them. very interesting.
so lets like go have gay sex in front of them when they are protesting in front of the cameron house. or at least get some gays to do it.; or swedes.

regards,
beanpoutine

I like turtles

top #5 .jpgs of people eating bugers

beanpoutine's fav burger eating pictures/!
im going to visit dangerous dans for the "Collosal Colon Clogger Combo" if y'all wanna come and be disgusting with me!
http://www.dangerousdansdiner.com/
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

hello

hey all

m,y appologies for the lack of interesting posts. ive been spending a lot of time watching reruns of family matters lately.

there are some great interets to come in the coming days. have patience

here is an example of great ienterest news:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/08/05/congo.gorillas/index.html

hope all is well with yiou guyz. bff xoxo
sincerly
beanpoutine

Friday, August 1, 2008

crash test and garfeidl

check out how your car does in a crash test. hummers aint that good despite ridiculous size and uglyness
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/cars/safety-recalls/carcrashtest/crashtestvideo.htm

funny stuff. garfeuild minus grfarild
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/