Monday, June 30, 2008

tv court fubnny

Thursday, June 26, 2008

death row last meals

interesting to see what people choose as their last meal

pooping in groundhog hole

best of craigslist > pittsburgh > To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m Originally Posted: Thu, 5 Jun 14:52 EDT
To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m

Date: 2008-06-05, 2:52PM EDTI
saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".

Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interestsPostingID: 708850980

Wednesday, June 25, 2008


Tuesday, June 24, 2008

guys and dolls (NSFW)

after watching lars and the real girl i become very interested in the thing they call a "real doll." a real doll is a lifelike human silicone android doll thing for guys(mostly) to love and love some more. the weirdness of them cant really be described so the best thing to do is to check out the products website at: (NSFW) spend some time on the website. prolly some of the more messed up images i have ever seen. i am not gonna post any pictures cause it may scare some of my druid readership.
you can even take a photo of someone and make a real doll out of them. aint that creepy.

I actually once sawr a guy driving around with a dressed up sailor real doll seatbelted into the passanger seat. it was funny. i laughed.

anywho. so me pal stef has done extensive researching into real dolls (owns his own torso..saving up for full body) and sent me this here video for your viewing pleasure. yay!

Monday, June 23, 2008

Friday, June 20, 2008

leeroy jenkins


washing my car(very dirty)

annnddd..this clippy kinda shows hoe important soundtrakc s are. thanks neatorama

fight bill C-61 DMCA

This is a real real issue right now in canadian parliament and we should all try to do soemthing to stop it. Im being serious here. So hereare the the basics: a bill being pushed by conservative mp bill prentice which would completely re-write canadian copyright freedoms by making any copying of digital material illegal. It allows for companies who own these copyrights to heavily sue anyone who backs up or shares any data. Completely circumventing the path that the industry has been going in for quite awhile now it would make, for example, putting a dvd onto your computer illegal. i know this doesnt seem serious. but this bill is fucked. very broad. any video on youtube that wasnt put there by the original copyright owner would be illegal and finable by 20 000$. So no more punky brewster videos or old kids in the hall clips. not to mention the death of filesharing like bit torrent. colin masterson got a letter from rogers saying they will cut off his itnernet if he didnt stop downloading. this is minor compared to what they could penalize people with if the bill passes.check this out if you dont believe me
ALSO. read about it/join the group here:

BOING BOING has been fighting it hard so you can follow a lot of the discourse of it on his great site.

Im going to write my MP today. you can find yourse here i think:

Thursday, June 19, 2008

no more furry talk

sorry guys that last post will be my..last ...about furries. my editorial board nixed any more furry talk/pictures/videos cause they said it was all too creepy. im allowed to keep that post up though luckily.
my personal freedom has been violated. THIS IS WHO I AM! Accccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppttttttt mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee

Case Study: FURRIES

i would like to fonfess something to my faithful readers. something ive been trying to get off my chest for years(no not that im a clutterer)
I am a furry.( ) and im not ashamed opf it anymore!
i go by the name "sparkles" am and furry and proud. heres a pic of me at one of the local furry/normals dances at the legion:

i understand that some of you may be uncomforatble with this. but dont worry(i dont sratch!). hehe for those that are uncomfortable heres some info/pics taht will show you that furries are as normal as anyone else(cept goths) and love having fun!

"theyre not people"

and a bunch of pics here:!


if any of youse are gonna go camping somewhere nice(not highpark) this summer then youd better get on it soon. the sites are filling up quickly. use the online site finder thing here for ontario,

Monday, June 16, 2008

Sunday, June 15, 2008

white ninja

used bikes toronto

ive been asked a number of times where to find good used bikes in toronto that aint a store. stores are often overpriced and markupy. so heres me list of places to go and check out:

mike the bike in kensington market. its hit and miss but can be a good place:

community bicycle network on queen west is the best place prolly to find inexpensive bikes and to learn/have your bike tuned and fixed. great great socially concious toronto place:

smiliar to cbn but smaller, the bike pirates at college and bathurst are defiantely a good resource when open. they have aq huge supply of used
parts and the occasional gem.

my number one place is craigslist cause often you get dumb people with twice ridden beautiful bikes at cheap prices. you gotta be quick in contacting them though.

same as craigslist but smaller and more 905 oriented kijiji was the place that i found the steed im currently riding.

although ive never bought anything off the police auctions but there are some diamoinds here and there. i dunno wherer you pick them up though. worth a look see. can contact me. i always have a bike or two for sale so shoot me an email. there are also some secret places(not stolen) that involve a series of clues, handshakes and pathways to find.

that is all

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Craigslist post of week(thanks stef!)

May Nero LARP meet: - m4m - 35 (Campbellville)
Reply to:
Date: 2008-06-12, 2:14AM EDT

u: stone elf, got 'lost' in the bog after some intense eye contact
me: tall half-orc.

I followed u into the bog cuz i knew u wanted somethin a lil more then roll-playing. u went out of caracter when u beged me 2 cum in ur mouth.

didnt get ur name but hope 2 c u this weekend cant wait 2 return the favor lol! i wana rim u soooo bad

* Location: Campbellville

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

jump the shark

from beanpoutines aesthetic highhorse(the internet) I will now list off the top things/fashion trends that are minutes away from jumping the shark. if y'all dont know what that means:
obviously i dont mean tv shows here people but shit that is quickly becoming lame. so here we go.

6. fixed gear fashion bikes: when something like a bike becomes a fashion acessory by a bunch of preening nerdballs who just started biking 2 months ago to fit in with the equally annoying couriers you know its all about to jump the shark and become a tag for lameness.

5. those neckscarve things: they actually mean something. like soemthing realt. arab militancy possibly. now usually worn in the summer by oblivious cold necked fatnecks. and by rachel ray.,0,6304563.story

4.neon: i understand. we all romanticisze our childhood n shit but fucking give up on the neon. neon is the fashion equivalent to bellbottoms. just wait people(nu ravers/hipsters). wait till you see the pics in 10 year. this is what youll see:

3. poison ivyL cause i got it on me face and it was annoying. prolly wont actually jump the shark though. it iches. a lot.

3.(tie) allover prints: you look like a rertarded jigsaw puzzle brah. i dont think i gotta post a pic cause that shits been jumped. era strait brimmed hats: geez this is a biggie. you know its about to do it when every lame ass fucking 14 year old from moosanee to windsor is wearing that shit. baa baa baa baa. i give them this much..they have lasted longer then meshbacks. but wait. soon the jumping starts.

1. punky brewster:

Tuesday, June 10, 2008



when the zombies attack beanpoutine will be ready. I have been training for nearly 5 months now in hand to hand combat and marksmanship.the zombies are totes gonna get pwned. so if any of you(chicks)want some tips/protection please feelo free to email me at
here are a couple of pics of me in action btw.

Monday, June 9, 2008

dumb wiccan kid

sarcastic funny online show about stupid hipsters in williamsburg brooklyn. some of the earlier episodes are better i think.(less wuccabs)

Saturday, June 7, 2008

pot psychology

funny relevant talky show

Thursday, June 5, 2008

beanpoutines fav movies for week

1.puzzlehead- sci fi can be done with a low budget. kinda has a eraserhead feel to it.

2. this is england- best kid actor ever. amazing soundtrack.

3. my kid could paint that- itnersting discourse on what modern art realy is.

4. days of glory- what saving private ryan woulda been if it was done in french and with morrocan soldiers. truely a great war movie.

5. the man from earth- wow loved it. shot all in one set. purely dialogue driven indie flick of greatness.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

charles white

beanpoutine really appreciates this artists work. i was gonna post some of his stuff but its better if you check it out on his website instead.

rogue helicopter pilot,. serious concern people

Monday, June 2, 2008

Craigslist post of day

found cat--black with white stripes
Date: 2008-05-19, 3:13PM PDTHi, I found a cat today near the arboretum. She's black with white stripes down her back. She seems a little standoffish. Does not get along well with children. She doesn't have a collar, but seems to be an indoor cat and went without hesitation for a can of cat food I opened for her. I think she's been away from home a while. She's quite smelly. May need a bath. Please e-mail me to claim. Small rehoming fee (to cover the cost of the litterbox and cat food).

$2 bus tickets to NY

ima gonna buy a tick for later in summer. yee haw
thanks stillepost