Tuesday, March 31, 2009

wild grandma

Monday, March 30, 2009


CHECK THIS OUT. thanks dean. its a website that randomly connects you with a person to chat with. my first one was some person from the future who told me not to eat fish.


Sunday, March 29, 2009

Thursday, March 26, 2009

new job!

i finally got that new job ive been searching for! go me! FTW!


as some of you (matty) might know use here in the office love watching videos of awkward newscasts. from the creepy stalker at the fair posted months ago to the newscaster that calls a blind guy gay. its all hilarious. check out this gem.
the one guy doesnt even take his hands out of his pockets! what a fucking princess he is.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

my issues with poo

so everyone poos. I poo you poo. we all poo. but where does that poo go? and how linked and dependent are we on this system in place that gets rid of aforementionned poo? therein lies the problem/question/poo
lets take a look at downtown business district. there are hundreds of thousands of people pooing down here everyday. and it all gets sucked down into pipes and such. but what if those pipes stopped working. like all of them. what would happen then?
I say we have one day before its a poo-copalipse. like one day of holding it in b4 everyone is pooing in the streets and all over the place. thats how tied into this system we are. one small thing. such as the poo pipes stop working and its utter chaos.
in no time at all (one week ive formulated) we will be cannibalizing each other to stop the piles of poo from drowning us all.
we live a very fragile existence. we are teetering people. poos balancing on a tightrope.
im scared. im fucking scared.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

craigslist post of week

haha after that silly russian post check out what i just found. conserve water you say?! crap in a bucket you propose!? dont mind if i do!


toilet in russia

insert funny comment below:
"vodka recycling"
"in soviet russia bottle drinks you"

slim suit

in order to really wow them on the dancefloor i gots to get in shape totes quickly bla blammo!

and a repost that must be watched over and over and over again

Monday, March 23, 2009

bringing dancing to a new level!

so as some of you (matty) may knowthat im quite the dancer. ive been called "the most beautiful dancer on earth...ever" by some people in the know (lou gosset jr). its a passion that I will never give up! often you will find me busting one of my trademark twirls or jazzy hands at the clubs/in front of my mirror on a friday night. so ive decided to bring my dancing to a while new level and join a troupe that is gonna blow all the fakers out of the water. check us out here bros. thanks for all the support. im tearing up out of happiness. i love you all

cats dont care

Sunday, March 22, 2009

top that

i live for hip hop bros. heres a vid of my crew practicing our moves in the street. we are real like that. yes yes yall.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

racial (click to enlarge)

joseph ducreux

my new fav artist. he did amazing portraits in the 18th century.

"disregard females, acquire currency"

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

shark vs human

human 1
shark 0

this has been building for many years. let the final battle begin.


Monday, March 16, 2009


ive been called "the voice of a generation" by some people who follow poetry.
here is my newest barn burner.

"my workplace"

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wonders of the natural world


Friday, March 13, 2009

thirsty kids

Thursday, March 12, 2009



since we are on the cute train today (wilford brimley) Zooborns!

five cats that look like wilford brimley


im sorry about cuppy chubby boy or whatever. i messed up. fucking forgive me for petes sake. i was overwhelemed and overworked and i am crying while sitting here. the streams of tears are streaming down my fucking face. the internets have never let me down. until now. fuck.

forgive me

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

craigslist post of day: NEmesis required


epic beard

man sues workplace after people laugh at epic beard. thanks neatorama. this ones for you matty. article doesnt necessarily need to be read. picture does need to be worshipped though.


SEARCHIN G "EPIC BEARD" IN GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH RESULTSD IN LOTS OF EPIC BEARSD. http://images.google.com/images?q=epic%20beard&rls=com.microsoft:*&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

badass of the week


Monday, March 9, 2009


every friday eveyroene in our office is all TGIF! the tie comes off and the weekend begines. LETS get our WEEKEND ON! start blasting the mellencamp and just friggin let lose. off to musoka for some brews on the dock or to the firkin for some brews with the boys. i took some pics of this past weekends crazey adventures with some of my best pals. remember everyone.....TGIF!

pic of my bro evan in the classroom teaching the brats history. that tie is acheing to come off!

us at wasaga just poiunding back the fudgesicles and checking out the babrs len at the docks nightclub checking out the fine babrs . we had a wild night on that firday (tons of jager shots)
thats my girl on the left with her sister jennica. find me a finer peice of ass. i dare you!
we even made it all the way upto candaas wonderladn to go on the new ridsd this weekend

fucking what a weekend. gotta iron my shirts and start it all over again! luv you guyz

Friday, March 6, 2009


justification for my shitty spelling.

the simpsons

so I cant find the video but im going to describe a really funny simpsons moment i sawr the otherday.

so homer got into a fight with the garbage men and so to get his garbage picked up n stuff he runs for sanitation commissioner. in order to win votes he decides to break into a U2 concert and talk to the crpowd.
to get into the stadium homer dresses up like an irish guy with a sack over his shoulder.

Security Guard: Woah, woah, can I help ya?
Homer: Potato Man.
Secutity Guard #2: Where the hell have you been?

then lets homer into back entrance. hilarity ensues.(its funny because U2 and bono are irish! and irish people love potatoes! get it?)

fav simpsons moment of week

Thursday, March 5, 2009

my uncle at the beach

thinks his pants are his shirt! crazy (drunk)uncle ken! at it again

hitman monkey


Wednesday, March 4, 2009

cursesd necklace

hey all
a serious problem has arisen in my life that threatens all my potions and spells. i believe demons miuhgt have infiltrated a necklace that a fellow wiccan gave me. my expertise is more in the area of energy feilds and spiritual world i am not sure if i should take any action. its concerning me greatly as i have already felt some of my powers sapped by this interloper. the spirit world is drifting away.
i have called out to you, my fellow wiccans, to give me support and advice as to what to do. i may not have long in this realm if something is not done soon. my magik is weakening

thank you all. i also asked the question on yahoo and was shown a path that I am not sure is the answer. so please help


my wife was on the news !

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

winnipeg room

the projector in the winnipeg room is down everyone. so we are going to have to move our quarterly review of up and coming new interwebz to the Bay Street board room. Please speak with Sonja at reception if there's any trouble.


the internet

Sunday, March 1, 2009


hey bros. spoemthing terrible happenjed on our company ski trip on saturday. i fell from the lift in a freak accident. im rally embarassed but everyoine is being poretty cool round here. hope you guys dont laugh