from beanpoutines aesthetic highhorse(the internet) I will now list off the top things/fashion trends that are minutes away from jumping the shark. if y'all dont know what that means: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark
obviously i dont mean tv shows here people but shit that is quickly becoming lame. so here we go.
6. fixed gear fashion bikes: when something like a bike becomes a fashion acessory by a bunch of preening nerdballs who just started biking 2 months ago to fit in with the equally annoying couriers you know its all about to jump the shark and become a tag for lameness.
5. those neckscarve things: they actually mean something. like soemthing realt. arab militancy possibly. now usually worn in the summer by oblivious cold necked fatnecks. and by rachel ray.http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-rachael-ray-dunkin-donuts,0,6304563.story
4.neon: i understand. we all romanticisze our childhood n shit but fucking give up on the neon. neon is the fashion equivalent to bellbottoms. just wait people(nu ravers/hipsters). wait till you see the pics in 10 year. this is what youll see:
3. poison ivyL cause i got it on me face and it was annoying. prolly wont actually jump the shark though. it iches. a lot.
3.(tie) allover prints: you look like a rertarded jigsaw puzzle brah. i dont think i gotta post a pic cause that shits been jumped.
2.new era strait brimmed hats: geez this is a biggie. you know its about to do it when every lame ass fucking 14 year old from moosanee to windsor is wearing that shit. baa baa baa baa. i give them this much..they have lasted longer then meshbacks. but wait. soon the jumping starts.
1. punky brewster:
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
thanks for all the info! it was very useful! i will alter my lifestyle as a result!
Post a Comment