http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capgras_delusion

max headroom tv hijack

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_Plague_of_1518?a

thanks reddit

hes alive

the way things go

thanks x

YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH REBEKKAH

STINKY COOKIES

DREAM JOB

I LAUGHED SO HARD

these guys are my (working class) heroes
just saying fuck it
and doing what needed to be done
(unnecessary smashing)

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE PORN

half of the webpage hits on this site come from one google search query: TMNT PORN because like two years ago I posted a short video of this fan made animated TMNT shitty weird funny porno. and now apparently there are people from all over the world (australia, the netherlands, all over the states) who search for this particular niche sexual online fetish and find beanpoutine third down in google. or they just think its as funny as I did.



here is the original ANIMATED video of the turtles(and krang) getting it on:

http://www.janicak.com/images/Art/other/janicak_dougan_tmnt.wmv

david lynch

my other blog


listen to this

TOP MOVIES

of the past month:

A Prophet: Incredible french prison film.
Restrepo: Realness documentary on the war in afghanistan.
MASH: Anti-establishment dark comedy war in Vietnam.
Badlands: Terence Malik dreamy beautiful brutality.
Valhalla Rising: Norse Mythology done right.
The Wackness: Spot on hiphop weed smoking story of young love.
Scott Pilgrim: so surprisingly good and clever and torontonian

Others that were good: Taxi to the dark side, max manus, encounters at the end of the world, dead set, winters bone, hmmm more im sure. cant remember

ALL ON ICEFILMS.
if you dont use icefilms. or know how to use it. i pity the fool. but can assist. 416-931-2705

I am under your spell

PACHA LOUNGE NEW YEARS

munchos for breakfast lunch and dinner
touching your pocket after a phone with the same ring as yourse goes off
singing "I got my mind set on you" by george harrison continuously everytime you ride your bike
"A Prophet"
feeding a friends fish
stretchy mexican cheesh
setting off the alarm at a storage facility up in the junction trainyards half an hour ago. worrying about the dude that might have to come in.
apples that were meant for a pie all eaten in one day
christmas music on every radio station at 4 in the morning. makes you happy. and feel not alone.
night night
suck on the marrow

just finished some running away from zombies (training) sprints in the alleyways of dundas ossington. feel like im going to puke,......but SURVIVE

scrabble highscore 410

winters here
::::::::::::::::::
3 movies a day
sleep for weeks
cry for weeks
burrow into your skin like some sort of botfly
hibernate and complain
slow cooker
and
build the blanket and pillow fort

great article on medieval warfare

scrabble highscore 396

let the bodies hit the floor

THY FEARFUL SYMMETRY

I did a test last night while pretty drunk. I rode with one eye shut and the other one half shut. And I was still able to ride mostly sorta safely and straight. The faculty of the mind to compensate for the senses is amazing.
what i mean by this is that I knew that what i was seeing was false and an illusion and was still able to make the right decision. fuck you descartes.

thats all I have to say about that

http://www.philosophypages.com/hy/4c.htm

meanwhile in russia......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_confidence_tricks

SLEEPING IN A HOLLOW LOG

Life update:
woke up hungover punched a stranger in the side of the head hauled 150 heavy ass bags of salt ate two terrible burgers in bed picked up tony the tiger mascot yelled at my cat read kafka crept closer to death

real machine

(i watched this without sound on)

there are three nerd jokes in this picture. get all three and you win an awesome prize from yourse truly!(actually pretty sweet prize)

GO TEAM, YUm WAFFLES

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

best movie ending ever

Keep Fucking that Chicken

SOULMATES

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polari


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trap_%28television_documentary_series%29


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosenhan_experiment

^^^^^real interesting

the worst place on earth

palin

Anonymous is waging the first war of the internet. avenging wikileaks. should be interesting how this works itself out.

anoymous is evil at times. but when it comes down to it. they fight for whats right on serious issues. the future is here. the nerds have/will win.

WINNER!

good site for fellow science tech nerds

http://io9.com/

"As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; for the first time, in that night alive with signs and stars, I opened myself up to the gentle indifference of the world. Finding it so much like myself - so like a brother, really - I felt that I had been happy and that I was happy again. For everything to be consummated, for me to feel less alone, I had only to wish that there be a large crowd of spectators the day of my execution and that they greet me with cries of hate."

The Stranger
Part 2, Chapter 5.

not sure why I like this video so much
prolly cause of how the second (tall bald) guy says "thing".
Fing.
"be every fing that you need"
adorable.

Mash

beautiful hilarious film

recurring dreams where I'm terribly under-dressed at parties.

FINNALY

I just set a new world record for bison burger with goat cheese and all the fixn's at 2:30 in the morning ....eating.(after years of training)

2 seconds!

BEAT THAT KOBAYASHI / GIANT BEAR



PS im really into watching videos of competitive eating lately. they are beautiful absurd archaeological mementos of the times we live in. lets chat bout it!

B-List

one of the funniest videos ive seen in a long time. i think its for some norwegian show. i think its not supposed to be a joke. i think i just peed a bit

wind vs ducks

LAY DOWN YOUR BURDENS

last thoughts on woody guthrie

Bad/Boring Documentary Film Ideas

Dennys: a pancake tale

The life and times of roch voisin

Battletoads in space

Where does poo go?

A pebbles journey

The World Staring Championships

Animal Kingdom: Moles

so glad
to be
a slab

fo' drizzle

thanks reddit

life update:

got punched in the groin by a kid today
while in a mascot costume.

still love bacon

that is all

THE WACKNESS

SPACE NEWS

russia being the good neighbor

oprah give-away

when I grow up....

click here and scroll down

we ask the tough questions

wikileaks

I love wikileaks.....toronto star article<<<

ps

know wikileaks if you dont already: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WikiLeaks

http://wikileaks.org/

nick cage

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stutterers

we are not two we are one

NEWS HEADLINES

http://www.trueamericandog.com/

WITCHBLOOOD

Antimatter

captured for the first time
soon. star trek warp drive. and then finally I will be able to go spaceship my way over to that party planet where there are tons of beautiful foreign(aliens) who just like,. love to party. party. party.

oh ya then ill warp drive "engage" to the klingon planet and just hang with some true bros.

wait for it

Truth! (trust me)

wookie goldberg

google street view

http://9eyes.tumblr.com/

thanks J.Fraser.

Lets become journalists

where I want to live

COME WITH ME! lets fall in love!

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