today I bottled 55 bottles of wine. but some of the corks I put in arent in all snug like. so as I sit here in my apartment unclothed and sweaty. the corks are rocketing out under pressure all over the place. scaring my cat.
and now I have several full bottles of wine that have no corks in them.
and I suppose.
to drink
the wine
is the only choice I have.

8am work tomorrow.

bukowski. save me now.

"The nine-to-five is one of the greatest atrocities sprung upon mankind. You give your life away to a function that doesn't interest you. This situation so repelled me that I was driven to drink, starvation, and mad females, simply as an alternative."
—Sunlight Here I Am: Interviews & Encounters 1963-1993, 2003

encounters at the end of the world

im watching this right now. herzog.

stand still and let him go on his way

butt hash

phantom shitter

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/rnr/1922351851.html

9th foot washes up on west coast!

or

please disregard the following: this is a personal reminder to write that story about the nunavut painter fiasco.

ps FOR YOUR BATTERY POWERED SCRAPBOOK

hahahahhaha

Dad?

http://consumeconsume.tumblr.com/

^^^^pictures that find me

O NORM

you lovable drunk

thE zombie apocalypse begins

I have been out of the interloop lately. but...maybe some of you will find below entertaining. (i didnt)





bury me now

find faults
and cracks

down down
the
mariana trench
deep as you can

I will return
on
the other side

JUST GOT HOME FROM THIRD 16 HOUR WORKDAY IN A ROW HAULING SHIT N SMASHING THINGS NOW PLAYING WITH CAT AND BRAIN FORGETS HOW TO SLEEP THIS^^^COMIC MAKING ME LAUGH A LOT MAYBE ILL WATCH SOME COLONY AND LEARN ABOUT HOW TO SURVIVE THE COMING DARK DAYS OK BYE

thanks tony! (most popular cannibalistic satan loving man in all of toronto!)ps click

Just like real life

thanks xenia

Are you the favorite person of anyone?

1.the self delusional narcissist who assumes she is but then upon second thought realizes she might not be.
2. the modest realist who doesnt need love to feel secure
3. the person who doesn't want to think about it and is quite closed and bottles up emotion.

When Napoleon seized the Netherlands in 1810, he demanded that all Dutchmen take last names, just as the French had done decades prior. Problem was, the Dutch had lived full and happy lives with single names, so they took absurd surnames in a show of spirited defiance. These included Naaktgeboren (born naked), Spring int Veld (jump in the field), and Piest (pisses). Sadly for their descendants, Napoleon’s last-name trend stuck, and all of these remain perfectly normal Dutch names today.

http://news.discovery.com/earth/oldest-earth-rock-lava.html#mkcpgn=rssnws1

Find Meat On Bones

'Find meat on bones that soon have none,
And drink in the two milked crags,
The merriest marrow and the dregs
Before the ladies' breasts are hags
And the limbs are torn.
Disturb no winding-sheets, my son,
But when the ladies are cold as stone
Then hang a ram rose over the rags.

'Rebel against the binding moon
And the parliament of sky,
The kingcrafts of the wicked sea,
Autocracy of night and day,
Dictatorship of sun.
Rebel against the flesh and bone,
The word of the blood, the wily skin,
And the maggot no man can slay.'

'The thirst is quenched, the hunger gone,
And my heart is cracked across;
My face is haggard in the glass,
My lips are withered with a kiss,
My breasts are thin.
A merry girl took me for man,
I laid her down and told her sin,
And put beside her a ram rose.

'The maggot that no man can kill
And the man no rope can hang
Rebel against my father's dream
That out of a bower of red swine
Howls the foul fiend to heel.
I cannot murder, like a fool,
Season and sunshine, grace and girl,
Nor can I smother the sweet waking.'

Black night still ministers the moon,
And the sky lays down her laws,
The sea speaks in a kingly voice,
Light and dark are no enemies
But one companion.
'War on the spider and the wren!
War on the destiny of man!
Doom on the sun!'
Before death takes you, O take back this.

Dylan Thomas

juggalettes

How to quit

on all the news stations n stuff. pretty funny.

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monday project:

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1836611689.html

TONIGHT

chrysalids

the legend. rodney mullen

VOGUE

last night. I went to my very first vogue battle. and it was fucking amazing.
For the past few years myself and a couple of friends have had a growing interest in vogue dancing and the history of voguing after seeing the incredible film Paris is Burning. I really cant explain the film...simply that its an engrossing look at a subculture that not many people know about. heres some infos if you are at all interested.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_Culture

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogue_%28dance%29

Pas De Deux part 2

norman mclaren