I've been wrong so many times before. But never quite like this.

Are you not weary of ardent ways,
Lure of the fallen seraphim?
Tell no more of enchanted days.

Your eyes have set man's heart ablaze
And you have had your will of him.
Are you not weary of ardent ways?

Above the flame the smoke of praise
Goes up from ocean rim to rim.
Tell no more of enchanted days.

Our broken cries and mournful lays
Rise in one eucharistic hymn.
Are you not weary of ardent ways?

While sacrificing hands upraise
The chalice flowing to the brim,
Tell no more of enchanted days.

And still you hold our longing gaze
With languorous look and lavish limb!
Are you not weary of ardent ways?
Tell no more of enchanted days.

James Joyce

he took off his belt (chub chub body)

im going to start saying "but I digress" all the time now.

hero

hero

hero

did she just say soy jism?

beany

my empire of dirt. sigh. so much promise he had. little beany. he tried o so hard. i remember when he got into that gifted program in primary school where he got to play with fancy lego for the afternoons in the library. his future looked so promising. and in highschool. shit he was a high achiever. captain of the football team, honor roll, a real top notch kid. where did we go wrong. where did he go wrong. where did I go wrong.

CLICK AND READ

http://charlesholzhey.com/peanut.html

awesome dance

i once cooked a bunch of garbage in my oven because i had to leave quickly and for some reason hid two bags of garbage from my cat in the oven and then when i came home i was really hungry and wanted to make fries and preheated the oven and forgot about the garbage which then burned a lot and there was garbage smoke all over my apartment and my cat was screaming and I was screaming and it was generally a big smelly mess.

IM GOING STIR CRAZY

Where's Waldo

ftw edgar

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/810248-extinction-threat-for-worlds-ugliest-animal-the-blobfish

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absurdism

http://jeffreymax.tumblr.com/

say say say

annoying as shit:
"what do you do?"

winning arguments:
"get over yourself"
"who died and made you king"
"where do you get off"
"what gives you the right....:
"whats good for the goose is good for the gander"
"you think are the cats meow"
"whatever floats your boat"
fluff fluff fluff

SUMMERTIME GOAL