DAD

Woody Harrelsons dad: CONTRACT KILEER http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Harrelson

Cuba Gooding Jr.s dad: voice makes me blush n' swoon

USHER IS A GOAT

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/v/HsF_2CNV9v4&start1=3&video2=http://www.youtube.com/v/06CvUjLgK5g&start2=0

THANKS SE

FOREVERZ

luis

hey guyz.
ok so this is what you do. hit play on this song.

and then hit play on dis one. mute the volume and fullscreen. like so the first one is playng audio and second one vdeio. i love you all

the shellfish gene

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/16/how-shellfish-saved.html

MA LADY

I shalt protect you. ma lady. a noble prince I be

craigslist post of week: fake atm

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/zip/1510388918.html

fake atm (downtown)

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Sorry no pics - looks similar to what you see in convenience stores, but a wooden prop from a low budget film. Got it free here on craigslist a few years ago and now releasing it back.
No money inside, a bit beat up, still looks like atm

scott gardiner

It really grinds me gears

I HATE WASHING CHEESE GRATERS>

MEGATAN FTW
MT> BACON> YOU TOOK SHANE FROM US BUT I SHALL CONQUER YOU SOMEDAY> CURSES YOU MT BACON

BABY IM SORRY> I NEVER MEANT TO DO THE THINGS I DID BABY> WHO WOULDA KNOWN THAT XTRA HOT ACTUALLY MEANT XTRA HOT?>>> BBABBBAY> ILL NEVER USE HOTSAYCE AGAIN> I PROMISE> PLEASE FORVGIVE MEEEE> WHY DO WE SCREAM AT EACH OTHER> THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE BABY> WHEN DOVES CRY

diane arbus

if you dont know. now you know.

her work..with controls at the bottomw of page: http://diane-arbus-photography.com/

her bio http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diane_Arbus

turkey lady

Detlef Schrempf

scaphism

MY CHOICE OF DEATH http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

todd

YOU ARE SINGING THE ONLY WORDS YOU KNOW

great success today. I was able to come up with an antidote that cures both explosive shits and constipation at the same time.

also a great exfoliating skin cream.

i will be selling/giving it out it at the deadly nightshades party tonight in kensington market.
password: rhea pearlman

i will speak with my people. expect a message within a fortnight

concerning

the nuptials

nietszche

You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.

subway deaths

this is sad but nonetheless interesting. toronto number of subway suicids.

freediving

thanks SE. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free-diving#AIDA_recognized_world_records

the muppets-bohemian rhapsody

I AM NO HORSE-MAN

BEANPOUTIINE TOP 6 PICS OF CENTAURS

LISTEN TO THIS SONG WHILST CAPTURING THESE PICS WITh yOUR EYE HOLES


6!!!! ARMOR PROTECTS THIS MIGHTY STTEEED FROM NERDS

5!!!!! JUST GRAZING ABOUT THINKN BOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A CENTAUR (AND HAVING SWEET ABS)

4!!! NAAAAAYy WHADDA BABE. ID LET HER THROW HER REIGNS ROUND ME

3!!! MAGIC AMULETS/HOVEN SECRETS.

2!!!! WANNA RUB VASELINE ALL OVER MY HIDEZZZ?

1!!!! THE MIGHTIEST STEED OF ALLLLLLLL

I SPEAK IN TONGUES

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossolalia

Characters of An Epic Tale

decent. but should include the following: candy ravers, Andre the giant, fran drescher, man who really likes lemons, group of azns, fat dog.

Cat Ladies

Rick Rosner

READ ok so this is one of the best things ever and Ill try to keep it short. So Rick Rosner is a guy who is super smart. Really really smart. Has some of the highest IQ tests results ever and has aced a buunch of other different tests. So with an IQ over 200 and super learning skills youd think he must be some sort of mathematician or something right. WRONG. instead of using his intellect for stuffs..he has lived one of the strangest and absurd lives ever. faked his way into highschool 4 times. nude model. who wants to be millionaire. etc. read about him here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Rosner
and then once you are done. PLEASE PLEASE watch this interview with him and you shall see how weird and detached he is. there are six linked videos on youtube so its aboiut an hour long.

mascots

at this moment. I have two huge mascot costumes sitting in my room with me (part time job) Mr. Peanut and a cute kitty. And so. naturally im trying to try and think of something fun/twisted to do with them till i gotta give them back.
ideas are welcome im not that creative today. so far I have:
-have the kitty chase the peanut down a main street full speed.
-kinky hot role playing weird twisted sexuals with a full script and scenario.
-beat up guidos in club district whilst wearing the costumes.
-eat three pizzas in costume.
-cry (in costume)

oh ya. since there are two ill be needing a friend to wear one of dem. time is ticking. get back to meeeee.

dats meee
dats not me. but looks very similar-->

Simplify Media

AMAzing program for sharing itunes library with friends(there is also a winamp plugin for those stuck in 2002). super easy to use. i sent out a facebook message to my music loving friends bout dis but thought you guyz might want in. and ya we can trade our screen names and start listening toe ach others musics asap.

http://www.simplifymedia.com/download.html

I am a creature that eats its young

fake tan blog

http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/

100x100

1oo pictures of 100 square foot tiny flats in hong kongs olddest public housing estate. click here

http://www.wimp.com/

NEWSSS

peruvian jungle human fat draining cosmetic loving gang

kebab cannibals

new layout

three days ago we had our quarterly budget meeting. and it was decided that a new layout for the site is needed. so all three of you might be seeing some changes in the coming days. please BEAR. with us. we love you all. we love you all. in the meantime. www.consumeconsume.tumblr.com is occasionally updated for your peruusal.oh ya. as well. we havent had a hit from ullan bataar in a few days. seems like weve lost our outter mongolia fanbase. no dinner for jimmy tonight.

patricia

wanna retire here

thanks dj. lets do ittt

THis Winter: YURTS

hey bros, lets do this this winter:
http://www.ontarioparks.com/english/pineryyurts.html

fav album of day:

The Antlers: Hospice

tells the story of a man losing his gal to cancer and having to see her die. amazing.listen to it right thru. prologue to epilogue. really sad lyrics.

http://www.myspace.com/theantlers

The Cremaster Cycle

i really want to see this. but dont know how.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cremaster_Cycle

unknown unknowns

I know that I am yourse and you will be mine (CLICK)

back in time

here are some instructions that will help you. when you go. back in time. ala martin laurence in black knight.

bed sores

rape tunnel

http://www.artlurker.com/2009/09/the-rape-tunnel-by-sheila-zareno/

FAKE.
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2009/09/artlurker_explains_rape_tunnel.php

old timey photos

click on these words that you are reading to see some photographs from bygone days

UNEMPLOYED

in deese tough econimic times many of even the most beautiful of people are jobless. susan sarandan for example. judge ito. the dad from family matters. and yourse triuely.

so ive decided to release a series of tips for all you guyz that will help you when the job reaper comes a calling. follow them to a T. a TTTTTTTTTTT.

1. it sounds silly. but waking up earlyish is a good thing. doesnt mean you have to get out of bed. but waking up b4 12 makes you feel a bit more human.

2. rice and beans and gutter drugs. all acceptable.

3. inviting your most drunken of friends over so as to benefit from their multitude of empties the nbext day. and then using that empty money to buyy cinnabons and lace undergarmets.

4. there is no shame in shitting yourself.

5. steal cheese from no frills. truth.

hmmm you know what im going to think these over and add more. gotta give it more thought/saliva.

fun night!

47 000 dolla bill at a restaurant.

i am a waterfall

heart of chambers

tonight I will raise the spirits. I will eat a pear. I will I will I will I will

watercooler

spooky

honey badger

YP

sup guyz.
you ever fart so loud that it wakes you up at night?

lamebook

collection of facebook funnies
http://www.lamebook.com/

fail

click to make bigger n' read