wtf is that

the bloop

underwater sea monster?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop

hey how was your weekend man

ahh not so good

bummer. why?

I shit my pants for the first time in my life

excellent. now you are ready to join the coven

what the balls are you talking about?

have patience. soon your time will come.

ok whatever weirdo. ill see you tonight at the bar.

scared bear

obama naked with unicorns

http://wildammo.com/2009/07/27/unusual-paintings-of-obama-naked-with-unicorns/

my buddy mike was on the news!

series problem in our houses

guyz. im very concerned bout the house cricket.

ted danson

sneezy

snookered

luv

Glitter Graphics

rodney stanger

consumeconsume

so I made a website of music videos at www.consumeconsume.tumblr.com recently.

little did I know there is a really crappy screamo band from some town in pennsilvaiania with the same name. http://www.myspace.com/consumeconsume1

thats all I have to say about that. oh and that when they become famous. i will sell my website back to them for millions. i know this post isnt really funny or interesting. so heres a picture of a gerbil/rabbit with a pancake on its head

funny test answers

http://aceonlineschools.com/awesomely-bad-and-funny-student-responses-to-test-questions/

truth right here folks

pissing

you know what really grinds my gears?
the whole washing hands etiquette/process in washrooms.
so the steps currently are as follows:
1. go about your daily business..tyouching stuff..doing thigns "hey i gotta piss"
2; walk to washroom, open door, pull out dong, and proceed to pee.
3. zip up dong and wash hands and leave wasroom

I DONT UNDERSTAND why you wash your hands after pissing. its not like i piss all over my hands n shit. if anything my dong is one of the cleaner areas of my body.

WE SHOULD be washing our hands B4 pissing. i touch stuff and then go and touch my dong! whats with that. im reversing the steps people. let it be known. fuck yall i dont want your germs on my dong. FIGHT THE TYRANNY new steps:

1. go to washroom. wash hands
2. proceed to pee with newly clean hands. the filth of the world will not touch the skin of my dong ever again.
3. leave washroom with dong covered hands. (prolly use a napkin or something to open door for fear of other people doing the same thing)

i hope this makes sense

passive aggressive notes

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

awful library books

http://awfullibrarybooks.wordpress.com/

look around you

fav album cover

sad tale

Ernest Hemingway is credited with the shortest story ever written:

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

how apropo

so being the smart ass that I am ive been using this word quite often lately...incorectly apparently.
"how apropo of you my good sir"
"wow thats a really nice apropo over there"
"hey can you pass me the apropo for my fries" etc etc etc
I ve been using it with friends. colleguesss. everyone. in meetings. in court. everywhere.
i thought it meant "appropriate" or some shit but my pal just told me that it means something stupid in french. fuck ive looked like such a dumbass. stupid. stupid stupid stupid. ill never live this down guyz.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/apropo

the iceman interviews

essential repost. WATCH!

death row

last words from death row inmates super sad.

and a reposted last meals from death row inmates. if you click on the "offender information" you can see their crime report too which is interesting..and sad

we are the game

i dont think the reason why this is awesome needs to be explained...

feedbags

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

dolphin laughs

for the depressed and sad souls. will bring the joy of the dolphin to your heart. it helped me thru some tough times (post battlestar gallactica season ending depression)

vetiver

existentialism