beanpoutine: January 2010

Thursday, January 28, 2010

truth

good sir. may I inquire about your baby candles. I am in need of a more joyous whimsical youthful light during my nightly bubble bath. much appreciated.

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kinda interesting http://ancientx.com/nm/anmviewer.asp?a=75

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

case of you

this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life.this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life.this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life.this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life.this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life.this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life. this life.

ill eat your soul. ill digest it slowly. youll never leave my innards. slowly pickling within the lining of my stomach. nothing else will ever seep in. ILL EAT YOUR SOUL. and when I die. you can eat my body. or as I am dieing perhaps kill me so that it will be fresh. and you will absorb not only my nutritious flesh but also the remnants of your soul. it will be indistinguishable.

sat night

just hangn

Saturday, January 23, 2010

my new job!

as some of you (matty) might know ive been out of work for quite some time sorta. but ive finnally scored a great gig! the interview process was involved and stressful but it turns out my lazyiness and love for bed has paid off! CLICK HERE!!!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Disasters

i shall provide a list of the personal disasters i Have recently had to live thru:

-too much popcorn popping out of popcorn maker disaster

-manscaping disaster

-toilet paper disaster

-girl disaster

-missing jersey shore disaster

that is all

i hate hockey

intro songs for some alaskian university hockey team or some stupid shit (amazing!)notice how it changes the further back.

2009-2010

2007-2008

2006-2007

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

dr. steve brule

homeopathy

thanks SE!

DONT FUCK WIHT ME

YOU FUCK WITH THE BEANPOUTINE> YPI GET A CAT IN THE FA CE> OUT OF BOSTON CREME? CAT FACED!

Monday, January 18, 2010

things I like:
banana popsicles

things I dislike: THE STATE OF MY GAMING CONSOLE. MOM. CLEANNNNING TIMEEEE

meeee---ooooowww

SCREW YOU GUYS> NO MORE FUNNY> only really scary and creepy from now on. deal wit it

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

NEWS

wheelchaired gunman surrenders to robocop the pic is worth the click

sheep gives birth the human faced lamb

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

duh

Monday, January 11, 2010

baby im sorry

baby im sorry this website has sucked lately. im sorry baby; baby. baby. ive just been so busy with work baby (mascotting) and havent spent enough time with you. i luv you babby, babybb abbbabbbabbaybbabyy bababby.

im streaming tears all over my keyboard and pizza pockets right now. its terming me apqat at thge seanmss. f