Saturday, February 13, 2010

walnuts

i went to a party with walnuts
i stole some walnuts
the person I stole said walnuts from
came to my apartment the next day
hey are those my walnuts
no they are mine. different walnuts
oh ok
two days later
hey man did you steal my walnuts
yes. sorry. i froze when you asked me
i am a flawed human being

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

did you give the walnuts back?

Anonymous said...

no. they sit in my cupboard mocking me. bringing light to my follies