i like smashing stuff too

ebay taxidermy

great great
http://sporting-goods.shop.ebay.ca/Taxidermy-/36271/i.html

today and tomorrow I have nothing at all to do. so I have decided to pick up some of the neglected short stories i have neglected. neglected. and maybe make some headway. write write. the following
-a choose your own adventure (CYOA) of a nutty trip to scarborough I made with some friends int he summer. lots of silly. its almost done. just need to add some descriptive language in parts.
-a story in which the internet gets downloaded into a sassy lamp and gives me(protagonist) advice on life n love and funny youtubes. and porn.
-a chronological list of all the fuck ups ive ever had in my life.
-a chronological list of all the people I have ever loved and the stories surrounding the love.
-short little diddy about my old job researching UTIs in a hospital. (pretty boiring so far. need to add a new character i think. maybe a sassy lamp)

those are the ones that i feel deserve attention. youse all will know what I will be doing for the next number of hours!
thank you for your patronage. ideas appreciated.

if you melt. i will melt into you. promise.

Liars "Scissor" from A Bruntel on Vimeo.

the danish poet

a beast for thee

consume consume

for the next few days please check out my other blog here. im going to be unloading a bunch of pictures. thank you.

http://consumeconsume.tumblr.com/

dennis

NUTZ

oh man let me tell you guys. ive had so many walks on the wild side lately. a hustle here and a hustle there. 16 hour straight facebook marathon. yogurt everyday. sugarplum fairy. looking for soulfood. these days are mine alone. mine alone.

im going to invite all you over. join me in the fort. we can talk about everything. everything.

lets take compromising photographs

Nuit Blanche from Spy Films on Vimeo.

You do what you gotta do
You do everything you can
You do what you wanna do

walnuts

i went to a party with walnuts
i stole some walnuts
the person I stole said walnuts from
came to my apartment the next day
hey are those my walnuts
no they are mine. different walnuts
oh ok
two days later
hey man did you steal my walnuts
yes. sorry. i froze when you asked me
i am a flawed human being

link dump

http://www.wimp.com/

http://fantasygoat.livejournal.com/

http://www.eviltrailmix.com/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27047646@N00/sets/72157594582800375/

i will be myself. i promise. wont let any insecurities or histories affect my personality.

MY WAY

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/07/world/asia/07karaoke.html

BREAD GLOVES

ashkan honavar

http://www.ashkanhonarvar.com/

FFFFOUND!

eye candy: http://ffffound.com/

ps i hate that phrase but say it all the time. Eye candy.