Banjo learn'

trying this song on for size this afternoon.pretty fitting as I am currently living the cabbage life. come by for a cabbage feast and sing a long! CABBAGE FOR ALL!!!

http://delkabong.wordpress.com/2007/08/03/better-lyrics-for-boil-them-cabbage-down-banjo-lesson/

where, i want to be right now

2:05

seruious subject. scary. but nevertheless. wow. whadda character.

pedestrian lane dynamics

thanks SG...get stoned

list of serial killers by number of victims

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims#Serial_killers_by_number_of_victims

I'll do anything for you

Emoticons

i just realized that i have been providing bad links in the past. Sucks. So much love lost. i will not fix said links as I am lazy...but I do promise that future links will be rock solid absurdity from the internet and beyond.


I LOVE YOU ALL (click here)

Human 2.0

the brain. please watch. 48 minutes. gets super interesting bout half way through.



which sorta links to this:
(click on "listen to the whole show" to...listen to the whole show)
http://www.wnyc.org/shows/radiolab/episodes/2010/09/03

Cabbage Season

Holy shit Cabbages are so cheap and gigantic these dayz. MY CURRENT LIFE:
-kimchi
-cabbage rolls
-coleslaw
-cabbage stew
-cabbage hats
-cabbage shoes
-ex girlfriend cabbage voodoo dolls
-cabbage soup
-curtido http://www.whats4eats.com/salads/curtido-recipe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism_syndrome


OLD HIP HOP MUSIC

THE TRUTH IS EVERYONE IS BORED, AND DEVOTES HIM/HERSELF TO CULTIVATING HABITS

Long past midnight I walked towards the port-a-potty where my friend was taking a poo. Clouds shrouding the moon...darkness darkness..slowly I made my way through the mud. Trench footed I stepped wildly. Then out of nowhere from a path not three feet behind me a ghostly figure emerged. I quickly glanced behind me to see a young curly haired girl in a breezy flowered blue summer dress hitched up above her muddy ankles. Her eyes belayed her otherwise normal outward appearance....in her eyes I saw death and destruction. A century of killing for the sake of it. Feasting on the souls of the innocent in the dark of night. She must have stolen the body of a young girl. Used it as a vessel to prey upon the weak...upon me.
I hurried my steps as she matched them close behind. The port-a-potty got closer and closer. Step Step Step. Please I thought to myself. Please let my friend be done pooing. I need him by my side now more then ever. As I closed in on the poospot I had luckily created a bit of distance between myself and her.
Off in the distance a wolf howled, a raven crowed.
In front of the port a potty where my friend sat I entrenched myself...readying for what was to come. What did she want from me. Why was she following me. Please. Please. save me. Someone. Anyone.
I grabbed hold of a fence post and closed my eyes. My heart stopped beating, the world stopped turning. Squinting one eye open she walked in front of me towards...the very potty that my dear friend was in. Oh no. its not me shes after. SAVE YOURSELF MARK. She grabbed for the door...that in his haste to poo he had forgotten to lock. There he sat staring directly into her eyes...eyes ....of apocalyptic death. MEEEPP she squeaked. UG sorry he responded. she closed the door and moved to the next potty.
never to be seen again.
I never asked mark what he saw for that second they locked eyes.

and I never will.

the end

JO BRO

http://consumeconsume.tumblr.com/

^^^^^pictures of people and animals that amuse me^^^^^

my cats been jumping around like nuts today chasing a fly. its funny. this cat just wants to spy on neighbors in hallway.

im biking to a (secret) fishing spot tomorrow/wed eve if any of the internet wants to come along. ill make sandwiches. and bring juice boxes. we can read huck finn to each other and forget about all that ails us.
you know where to find me

the last emperor

long long beautiful film

http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noble_savage

I am as free as nature first made man,
Ere the base laws of servitude began,
When wild in woods the noble savage ran.

Trenita... if loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
I have a 2 for 1 coupon to the Sizzler burnin a hole in my pocket.
What ya say we make it a date... at 50% off, we can't go wrong!

CHOCOLATE YOU SAY???HOW ABOUT ALLL THE CHOCOLATE IN EUROPE> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

my new god

craigslist

in the past day has provided for me. has bestowed upon me. shone the glorious light of its omnipitence. on me. the following

a beautiful italian made chromed road bike for a hundred bucks

a new job sculpting bears...AGAIN with another bear sculptor. (so many of them around)

and this....http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/etc/1840590793.html

fish feel pain
when injected with bee stings
they swim around
rubbing their lips
against
the bottom of the tank

channel
this stink

bought a bike today
needs a shine

got a part time job
sculpting figurines for the rich

haven't cried in months
hope to soon

knives in my eyes
can't see a thing

lost a best friend
who never was kind

ablate my limbs
and throw them in the river

feed those fucking fish

its good we had this talk. before things went to far.

tonight

i memorize

this
monologue


and then
find a lady

to reenact this opening date scene
(with me)
from the splendid movie
Happiness


ps
IM CHAMPAGNE

I miss you

lousy bastard

Howl

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Ramble/howl_text.html

Huck Finn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colton_Harris-Moore

http://abcnews.go.com/US/teen-bandit-colton-harris-moore-called-modern-day/story?id=8653404

b

Dancing

THAT WHICH CONSUMES ME

Whenever I go to shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, "I'm gonna go shave, too."
MITCH HEDBURG

INSTRUCTIONS:
type 2204355 into google. hit "im feeling lucky" and watch

Tilikum-3 dead.

megalodon tooth. american quarter. great white teeth