four half minutes of people falling

this is a bit non-beanpoutiney..whatevs. still funny

TED: interesting talks

So a few posts ago we looked at a conference called TED down in california which deals with all kinds of interdiscipliartay topics of itnerest. http://beanpoutine.blogspot.com/2008/04/ted.html
A fellow beanpoutiner took a deeper look into the talks and came out with a couple that he thought were worth a defiante look see.

This first one is my fav. sometimes you hear/read something taht flips the way you ahve been thinking.
http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/214

underwater alien animal thingies
http://www.ted.com/talks/view/id/206
teh geographer in me really enjoyed this visual presentation on poverty
http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/140

tv shows for watching fun

below is a list of a few TV shows that beanpoutine enjopyed throughtloyu but may have been kinda skipped over by lots of people when they came out. I will add the torrent link for those that download stuff illegally. obviously i ignored the sopranos, deadwoods, etc. if any of the links/torrents suck just message beanpoutine and we will find you a better one.

Carnivale- this HBo two season show really didnt get the supporrt that woulda brought it back for anotyher season. great great sets and art direction. beautiful creepy show. worth a look
Season 1-http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/18167293/Carnivale?tab=summary

Season 2-http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/25475112/Carnivale?tab=summary

The Lost Room- a sci fi channel miniseries that was wayyy under the radar..prolly cause it was on the sci fi channel and didnt have a huge budget n shit. i think the three episodes really had soemthing going for them. very interesting show. bit nerdy.

All three episodes-http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/40536065/The+Lost+Room?tab=summary

Home Movies- this show was the ish. thats right. the ish. fucking dry humour beyond belief. adult cartoon with wit and painful dryness...its a must see. the coach is prolly one of the best characters ever written for a cartoon.

four seasons-http://isohunt.com/release/113041/Home+Movies

um im sure there are a few more. but ill keep it at these three for now. if anyone needs help with torrents. message me. i can give a personal tutorial n shit. also show you how to dl each individual episode at a time rather then the whole seasons which would take forever.

yourse truly

the internet

Craigslist post of the day #5(im gonna call)

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half ton man doc

half ton man doc. interesting look at half ton man
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-162531092497573171&q=the+half+ton+man&ei=I4oSSLbiO5qgrAL6yoX2BA&hl=en

new huge project of great interest

i would just like to inform my thousands of readers that the posts might decrease in number(and quality) for the next bunch of hours because beanpoutine will be busy with its hugesst project to date: an indepth analysis of reptoids. thats right. do not be afraid. beanpoutine will unearth all that we now know (and will know in the future(meeting with a psychic tomrrow that specializes in channeling other reptoid realms)) about reptoids. so have patience.
have a quick look at deese websites if you dont know what i am talking about(you should.vry srious issue in todays society):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_humanoid
http://www.reptoids.com/

hillbama

time magazine mashup beanpoutine shat out. i have added a copy of the original if any of youse wanna give it a try. im suire there are tons of funny ad-ons(preferably with "uppet" as an ending.

the public=stupid

i dont think i need to wax poetic/philosophical about this. although i think theres a lot to be said about beauty and art and such. watch both.


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/04/AR2007040401721.html

i hate it.....

.....when you dont make any lunch for work and so you quickly grab whatever is in your fridge which turns out to be ahalf full jar of applesauce and then when you get to work you scoop a huge spoonful out of it and eat it and then well savoring the tasteyness of the applesauce you look down at the applesauce top and see a bunch of white furry stuff covering it and so you gag and accidently spit sauyce on your lap and some on your chin while your coworker quietly looks on from the doorway to your office with utter disgust in his eyes. i hate it when that happens. dont we all beanpoutine. dont we all......

nick cage

I WANT TO SEE THE WICKER MAN (NICK CAGE GREAT AMERICAN ACTOR) HOWD IT GET BURNED HOWD IT GET BRUNED> NOT THE BEES NOT THE BEES OOOO MNY EYES AAHAAHHA ARRHGHARRHG(ps viewer beware high cntent of wiccans in below vids)

japanese game show!

lolz !!! japanese people are real bleeping strange/awesome

Movies for you

Hey!! i'm the best!!!

so everyone likes movies. esp ones that they can stream and watch secretly at work. so heres a website with a whole bunch of the them. some dont work. some do. .http://moviealien.com/channels.php?channel=movies
annnnd heres a link to a great disturbing german flick that has recently been remade and is int heatres. http://moviealien.com/play.php?v=-709202176897686019&s=goo FUNNY GAMES

Edward Gorey

heres a short little diddy by one of my fav illustrators. you can get the complete book at most comic/book stores..makes a great mothers day gift

http://www.admetam.org/arsmoriendi/index.htm

Recipe #4: brussel sprouts!

so for some reason brussel sprouts got a bad name for themselves. there seems to be a very strong anti-brussel sprout agenda amoungst cartoon and kids show makers. i used to fucking hate them simply because of this marketing.

but now I love those green little guys. heres a couple of recipes

-cut off their dirty little nubs and make a slight kris kross cut on their base(standard b-s(brusselsprout) operating procedure fyi). now get them a bit soft by blanching them in some hot water. fry up some bacon in little chunks and then add the sprouts to the pan. later add some lemon juice and a bit of tastey good mustard and a few walnuts and then you are in brussel sprout heaven.

-you can also roast them by cutting them in half and bouncing them around in some olive oil. salt..pepper...lemon zest,,garlic.yum!

-walnuts are always good withh brussel sprouts. as is hard cheese grated ontop. maybe make a salad with some beans or carrots or sumthin.

that is all.

TED

TED: is an annual conference in california where a variety of speakers give lectures on cool shit. The topics range from new technology to art...design....the environment..etc etc. All of the lectures can be found on their website at www.ted.com some cool stuff
i will amend this post by the end of today with my favs(i havent seen that many)

Cqase study: Cybergoth

one of beanpoutines earliest posts delved into the forgotten world of the goth( http://beanpoutine.blogspot.com/2008/03/goths.html) Upon finishing that particular study I was sure that I had good working knowledge of all that is goth. From the very rare hot goth to the subspecies of kilt goth I thought that all the bases were covered. But no. I had ignored the most powerful and elusive goth of them all: the cybergoth. the cybergoth species has the elast amount of literature on them as they often lurk in the nerdy underground called teh itnernet. I attempted to infiltrate one of their lairs(chat forum) but was instantly cast aside as a nOOb. ( one of the chat forums in question can be found athttp://www.gothic.no/cybergoth.htm btw) there is little i have learned about the cybergoth but i will release some info for hope that some of my readers can fill in the blanks. are they dangerous? where are their nesting grounds? mating rituals? .....anything people. please. i dont like not knowing bout it all (goths like double negatives) so please help..here are the few pictures and info i was able to gain access to.


i have the list of 15 great goggle and laser gun combos if anyone needs it btw (and the "is he gay or is he cyber? article)

cybergoths hang out with trolls as ios my understanding

hj's from cybergoths can be painful



cybergoth wedding

cybergoth hotties (vry rare)

Craigslist Post of the day #4

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get well balloon free, its slowly dying but good for someone you only slightly care about



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NO MORE CLUTTERS!

i have a confession. I am a clutterer. sigh. takes a lot for me to admit to it. sigh.

day after day i spend hour after hour trudging through pile after pile of clutter in my room. stacks of foam broadswords, boxes of magic cards, huge mountains of hotstuffs wrappers, cupboards of porn. oh the porn. my desk has become a mess. here are some pics(very personal, please be kind) of my room:

for years i thought i was alone in my clutter and mountains of hotstuff wrappers. but no. there are oterhs like me. i have now joined a support group called clutterers anoynoymous. they are great,. i am on step number 6 presently :Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
the 12 steps can be found here: http://www.clutterersanonymous.net/12steps.html

i think many people out there deny that they are like me. follow the stops and you can one day be clutter free! and finnally admit to god your disgusting faults
http://www.clutterersanonymous.net/
i would appreciate if all you guiys supported me on my quest to become organized and closer to the most uncluttered person ever! God!. thanks pals.

monks vs fat kids

wtih all the things happening in thw world today (monks vs athletes) one must remember that the real enemy are da fat kids.

tree people

http://www.georgesteinmetz.com/index.php?section=11&page=view_photos