since we are already on the topic of robots. (See previous post and the post titled "our robot overlords.") I have decided to do some in depth research into whether or not we should be afraid of robots taking over the planet any time soon. they sulk in the shadows waiting for a sign pf weakness. but should we be afraid of our robot brothers?
my answer: No fucking way.
robots suck and will never usurp us as the domuinant power on this here planet. here are my reasons.
1. the need battrys. and they need us to put the battrys in. Can you even imagine a robot walking into a walmart and buying a set of duracells. the simple fact means that robots wuill forever be at our whim. stupid robots.
2. they fall down a lot. cant master the whole bipedialism eh there asimo?
3.humans are better dancers. Compare these two videos.
4.robots cannot yet transform into cars and helicopters. or go bacjk in time to save humanity. or anyrthing of the sort. mostly just fight each otehr on nerd tv.
5. and finnally. robots cannot yet make me bacon for breakfast. untill that happens robots are not to be feared people. so sleep easy for now.
that is all (feel free to add your reasons why robots suck in the comments section)
Monday, April 7, 2008
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BUT, here are two reasons we SHOULD be afraid of robots:
1. They will soon take over millions of jobs from humans:
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUST27506220080408?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews
2. They can already self-replicate:
http://computerworld.co.nz/news.nsf/tech/2F5C3C5D68A380EDCC257423006E71CD
The end is nigh!
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