dog movie

let me set the scene: 4 am after a ngiht of debauchery(13 hour magic card game in andrews basement) ..i stumbled into friends house and sank into his couch. brain fried. kinda messed up. turned on the tv looking for soemthing to mindlessly watch. turned on tvo or some shit..and my brain was blwon. BLOWN. by this movie: it was like real long too: best thing ever. awesome. this paragraph is kinda fucked cause i cant express how amazing this movie is.

LATERIAN MILTON=my new HERO/kinda scared of him

wtf is going on here

classic

overheard in new york

kinda a good time waster

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

geek weddings

every bleeping person gets married. even geeks. i have been collecting geek wedding pics for nearly 10 years now and thought that perhaps some of you beanpoutiners would enjoy them. i will save all the goth/druid/wiccan/cybergoth/fat kid wedding pics for later in the month btw.

various links

looks like a good flic
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/baghead/trailer/

cool picture series of chinese street food
http://www.franksemails.com/misc/beijingfastfood.pdf

best blog on the net(besides beanpoutine)
http://www.boingboing.net/

delish salsa recipe
http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_16886,00.html

BREAKING NEWS

the impossoble has been achieved. the l;imits of our imagination have been streched. there is a god. we arent alone in the universe. tue love is possible. aliens do exist. etc etc

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2008/05/21/natpkg.rat.cat.dog.kcoy


THANKS BOING BOing

TMNT PORN

teenage mutant ninja turtle fan created slashdot porn. nsfw. fucked up. but not totes gross or anything. WATCH THIS> WATCH THIS. wait a second or two till it loads. messed up shit.

http://www.janicak.com/images/Art/other/janicak_dougan_tmnt.wmv

our robot overlords

cryptids

cryptids are animals/things that might exist/used to exist/never existed. some are myths some arent. the cool part bout cryptids is that in many cases there is the possibility that the animal exists but hasnt been documented yet. this is espeacially true for deep ocean animals and rare species of goth. i had a lot of fun reading up on cryptids and I think you will too. heres a link to the wiki site http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptids

and the list of different cryptids. check this out for sure http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cryptids

girl who cant close her mouth

thanks bad control
http://badcontrol.com/?p=949

horses!

http://www.kropserkel.com/horse_head_pillow.htm

monthly blog update

so its come to that time of the month again. the time when i get to pick apart everything lame on beanpoutine and aknoledge all that is not lame. there have been several great accomplishm7ents over the past little while but there is one particular dealy that we have left on the sideburner: reptoids. i know i said that i would unveil all my research into reptoids (or reptilian humanoids) sometime soon in this post http://beanpoutine.blogspot.com/2008/04/new-huge-project-of-great-interest.html but the project has grown huge n shit but it will be finihsed soon. have patience. fuck i suck at writing. im actually going downt o new york this weekend to speak with one of the leadimng reptoid researchers from the reptilian center of forensic studies (rcfs). so ill be away and wont be posting till tuesday.

in the meantime im going to list my 5 fav posts from the past monthish.

1) very personal admitance of clutternesshttp://beanpoutine.blogspot.com/2008/04/no-more-clutters.html
2) stop making fun of fat kids people http://beanpoutine.blogspot.com/2008/04/leave-fat-kids-alone.html
3) the iceman http://beanpoutine.blogspot.com/2008/03/iceman.html
4)goths http://beanpoutine.blogspot.com/2008/03/goths.html
5) nice cage http://beanpoutine.blogspot.com/2008/04/nick-cage.html

TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET

Ok people. THIS IS A MUST WATCH. probably the best tghing to ever be created. an astounding achievementte. WATCH. all streaming free.
R.Kelly. an artist beyond reproach. . (even druids will enjoy)(its that good)

http://www.ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html

alive in joburg

blu

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

ive collected too many bikes

internet legend

legendary video of funny

one of my prom pics(vry old)

streaming vid of peregrine falcons

over at bloor islington. streaming video of falcons. mostly boring
http://www.asic.ca/camtest/cpfetob1.htm

craigslist post of daty #2

Carton Of Irregular Cat Hats
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Date: 2008-02-07, 11:01AM PST

Hello. I have a big box of used cat and kitten hats that I have collected over the years for various occasions. As of recently my cat, Snowman, is no longer living and thus I am forced to get rid of these precious memories. I would not feel right asking money for them so I am offering the whole box for free. There are many styles from formal to cute and funny.




There is a variety of 14 different hats total. I just hope you and your pet can find as much joy in these hats as me and Snowman once did.

E-mail me if you are interested and I will give you my address where you can pick them up. I can also arrange for a free delivery if you are not too far away.

Thank you, Patty

Location: San Diego

Craugslist post5 of day

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Date: 2008-03-28, 1:15PM EDT

I HAVE A 1995 MO' VAN THAT GOT TRANSFORMED INTO THIS CATBUS. I BROUGHT IT TO A SHOPS AND I WAS LIKE HEY, CAN YOU TURN THIS INTO A CATBUS? SO THEY DID. THEN THAT DAY I DROVE IT HOME. THE CAT BUS ONLY HAS 50K, WHICH ARE ALL HIGHWAY MILES AS I DROVE IT TO WORK 2 DAYS A WEEK AND THAT WAS IT. IT'S IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE AND ALL THE FUR IS STILL ALL THERE. THE STEERING WHEEL HAS A CAT ON IT. IM ONLY ASKING 2900 FOR THE CATBUS BECAUSE ITS REALLY FURRY AND SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET SICK ON IT.

CATBUS

This item has been posted by-owner.
Location: ALBANY

kfc chicken bowl

beanpoutine was very hungry on tuesday after a 7 hour marathon larping session in dufferin grove park.(i died in the 4th battle to reclaim the swingset btw)so on my bike ride back home i spotted the kfc at dundas and ossington...with a big sign out front that radiated deslishinouness. KFC CHICKEN BOWL!!!
YAY! heres the puic on the sign


what a great idea!! mix all my fav foods in a plastic bowl for easy eating. gravy. popcorn chicken. cheese. potatoes and corn!! a big brown pile of orgasm! heres a pic of my actual meal!!:

sitting behind baby dolls i ate and i ate(got some cheese grazy on my broadsword unfortuneyty)
it was the best larping day ever!! thanks giant bowl of kfc! next stop,. TROUGh of kfc!

MUSIC!

MUSIC!! beanpoutines fav albums of the day. and some good music vids(national anthems)!

1. patrick Watson-close to paradise
2. beach house-beach house
3. slum village-fantastic vol 2
4. tiga-sexor
5. dan deacon-spiderman of the rings

videos from the itnerewbs

the world without us

HEY!!!!
alan weisman has written a very interesting book that outlines the possible future outcomes of the earth if humans suddenly diaappear. i snagged a nice little graphic here: http://www.worldwithoutus.com/did_you_know.html

so beanpoutine got to thinking. ive always accepted the fact that as individuals we are merely inconsequentail specks in a vast timelss universe. nothing. we die. gone. gone gone. could have just as well never existed n stuff. our legacy will be forgotten two generations later. unl;ess we do soemthing that will be remembered.
so heres where this timeline comes in. according to future earth in thousands of years all human structures will be pretty much gone. after hundreds of thousands of years plastic will be eaten away.
so pretty much by 10000000 years all traces of humans will be gone. CEPPPT.. BRONZE SCULPTURES.. BRONZE FUCKING sculptuires have some amazing ability to not break down and last forever. long after we are gone.

So my plan is to. make dozens and dozens of bronze statues of myself and pepper them all over the globe. sculptyures of me looking important. fighting giant lizards, caring for small children. dunking basketballs. etc

future civilizations/aliens will view me as some sort of god who ruled past earth.
I will no longer be insignificant.
i have comissioned the first statue to be made by a guy in winnipeg. its gonna cost me a bunch but giant versions of myself with enormous muscles with hot women in each arm costs a pretty penny.
so thats that.

visual representation of whats on your computer

cool program that shows you the hd usage of your computer. sometimes i forget where things are and whgats on me computer so this program can be helpful. gives you a good idea of all the stuff youve downloaded (larping videos) and how big they are,
scroll down for dl locations
http://windirstat.info/

funny stage falls

news of importance from the world of news

your dad has done it again
http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=dae83cef-5432-4be6-8bc6-23f992940b1e

pizza in asia sounds delish!
http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2008/02/crazy-weird-asian-pizza-crusts-japanese-korean-hong-kong.html

Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/050108dnmetbillion.b623795f.html

bacon+vodka=?
http://www.browniepointsblog.com/2008/01/20/homemade-bacon-vodka/

(thanks sensible erection)

dance!

so last ngiht beanpoutine was a special guest at the opening night of a maori dance troupes show at the harbourfront center. i dont get to see dance as often as i should(everyday!) so this was a special treat bestowed upon me. a fusion of contemporary and traditionnal tribal dances ....this show really was fun..definatly something to see. very masculine(good date possibilities)(girls like muscley dancers apparently). lots of pounding and jumping. its on for another few days with 13 buck student passes for all you learny types.
http://www.harbourfrontcentre.com/worldstage/performances/shortworks/

email yourself in the future

"beanpoutine stop being such a nerd. clean your room. talk to a girl. be nicer to small animals. eat more squash"
http://www.futureme.org/