the world without us

HEY!!!!
alan weisman has written a very interesting book that outlines the possible future outcomes of the earth if humans suddenly diaappear. i snagged a nice little graphic here: http://www.worldwithoutus.com/did_you_know.html

so beanpoutine got to thinking. ive always accepted the fact that as individuals we are merely inconsequentail specks in a vast timelss universe. nothing. we die. gone. gone gone. could have just as well never existed n stuff. our legacy will be forgotten two generations later. unl;ess we do soemthing that will be remembered.
so heres where this timeline comes in. according to future earth in thousands of years all human structures will be pretty much gone. after hundreds of thousands of years plastic will be eaten away.
so pretty much by 10000000 years all traces of humans will be gone. CEPPPT.. BRONZE SCULPTURES.. BRONZE FUCKING sculptuires have some amazing ability to not break down and last forever. long after we are gone.

So my plan is to. make dozens and dozens of bronze statues of myself and pepper them all over the globe. sculptyures of me looking important. fighting giant lizards, caring for small children. dunking basketballs. etc

future civilizations/aliens will view me as some sort of god who ruled past earth.
I will no longer be insignificant.
i have comissioned the first statue to be made by a guy in winnipeg. its gonna cost me a bunch but giant versions of myself with enormous muscles with hot women in each arm costs a pretty penny.
so thats that.