I was looking back at some of the earlier webs and realized that the ideals and such of beanpoutine have kdian deviated a bit lately. where is the wiccan freeform poetry? the cybergoth case studies? tranny fights? you've (me) have let us down beanpoutine. all of us.
im going to go eat a pizza pop and listen to bran van 3000. and cry. cry cry

I love you all.

great site

http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/

the pitch

click on link first link. read. and then click on second link
1.http://www.ajc.com/highschool/content/sports/highschool/stories/2008/06/02/wildpitch_0602.html

2.http://www.workhorsevideoproductions.com/the%20pitch.mpg

zombies ahead

Apparently, while most road sign control pads are placed in a lock box, that box is rarely actually locked. And while most road signs are under password protection, that password is most generally just the default code "DOTS"—or you can easily reset the password by holding "shift" and "control" while typing "DIPY" (so that it just defaults to "DOTS" again).

mark gormley

word of the week

platter

"hey dude pass the the platter of arbys over here. im fucking starved"

(below pic not of arbys food unfortunately)

oatmeal crisp

if you buy a 3 dolla box of oatmeal crisp you get a free coupon to the movies. currently offereed in toronto. not sure where else. lets all go see beverly hills chihuahua!

sad

sadness creeps into even the most beautiful once in awhile. it is a thing that makes eye raindrops fall. please read the below comix and then hit the link and hit play guyz. we will all share this together. caring.
http://sadtrombone.com/

obama

100 foot long photo

a picture that is a 100 feet long. thanks neatorama
http://www.simonhoegsberg.com/we_are_all_gonna_die/slider.html

click on below image to read

some pics of me

i was fucking mad today so i took some pics of myself to show you guys my angst. mom has been riding my ass all week. she even threatened to take away my internets (and myspace!). im so moving out once i turn 18.

ring of fire

black gloves

Im pretty sure that those stupid cheap thin black gloves that you wear under other gloves make your hands colder rather then warmer. its some sort of new law of physics or sumthin i think. i cant find a picture but you all know what i am talking about
fuck i hate those gloves

ftw (for the win)

it fucking hurts my brain. so much greatness going on in this pic. bleeping genius. art. real art.

the don of iraq

no webs

all out of webs for today peopole. sorry bros. not one popped up on the nets for us here at beanpoutine. we will keep our ports (and megabytes) open in the coming days. thanks for all your help and support in these trying times.

"in the game of internets all of us are searching for our motherboards"
-me

that is all

beanpoutine

crailigslist poosts of day

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/944397175.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hmb/936096521.html

nutrigrain=new fav thing

where is your god now

time

time time time. i want to talk about time with someone. time. its kinda got me thinking. about time that is. (time)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time

just hanging out wiht my bros

us b4 the prom!

after tjhe prom! whadda p[arty

movie reviews

in order to create some semblence of a real website I'm going to start writing up very short movie reviews. i watch many movies and consider myself probably the most knowledgable and well opinionated film watcher on earth. true story.

I will start slowly.

Stardust: witches, fantasy, great quest, clare danes, many stars, sorta britishy, funny wittyness.
awesome flick that at first take seems like a kids movie but has enough weirdoness to appeal to all ages and sexes. I think it was under appreciated when it came out but is for surely worth a rent. some of the bit parts are genius. ricky gervais. robert de niro.
8 cheetah ladies out of 10.

transsiberian: supossively a tense thriller on a train in russia involvin a murder and ben kingsley.
it got a 90 bloody percent on rottentomatoes but i found it unwatchable. I'm not much of a hitchcock guy though. I found it to be paint by numbers sillyness and I actually fastforwarded to the end to see if my predicted conclusion would be correct: it was. maybe ill give it another try instead of turning it off 30 minutes in. or maybe ill go make a milkshake.
2 surfer dudes out of 10

cheetah lady (scary)

dude

my family portrait

my fam is so dang important to me it brings fucking tears to my fucking eyes. i would kill all of you for them. everyone here in the beanpoutine district headquearters met them at the winter solstice party we had last tuesday (at milestones) but i thought i would introduce them to all you guyz on the nets. meet moms and pops(thats me in the red!). im fucking crying right now ouy of happiness you cant even understand all the love flowing out of my heart. its fucking beautiful.

this american life

is an amazing audio podcast that presents a different topic each hour long episode and then delves into it with stories and interesting anacadotes. Just great great stuff. You can download it for free off of itunes or stream it free on the website http://www.thisamericanlife.org/Radio_Archive.aspx?year=2008&month=11 click orange thigny to start streaming.
dont stop if it seems a bit boring at first they are super entertaining especially for long car trips or times when you have to wait. check it out if you havent already. any trouble finding/downloading message me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_American_Life

carl sagan. mogwai. pale blue dot

interesting wikipedia articles

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_articles

example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox

roasted serrano chili sauce

easy peasy

Roasted-Tomato Serrano Sauce
Salsa de Jitomate

Makes about 3 cups

Ingredients
One 28-ounce can fire-roasted diced tomatoes in juice
1 ½ tablespoons vegetable or olive oil
2 garlic cloves, peeled and finely chopped
2 fresh serrano chiles, finely chopped
About 1 cup chicken broth
Salt

Directions
Pour the tomatoes and their juice into to a blender and pulse to a very coarse puree. Heat the oil in a medium (3-quart) saucepan over medium. Add the garlic and chile and cook, stirring until the garlic softens and begins to brown, about 1 minute. Add the tomatoes to the saucepan, and cook, stirring nearly constantly, until the mixture has reduced to the consistency of tomato paste, about 7 minutes. Add the broth and simmer over medium-low until the sauce is the consistency of cream soup, 20 to 30 minutes. Taste and season with salt, usually a generous ½ teaspoon.

honeymoon

check out this gem guyz.

fucking perfection. a picture that encapsulates so much sadness. fucking two pathetic pale scabby british inbredfucks get married and go down to jamaica for their honeymoon. "ey hun, lets take one of those horse back rides on the bech! oh babe thats such a great idea. i love you sao much"

they take the picture while some poor guy is drowning in front of them. and they probably remember it as the best trip of their life. really grinds my gears guyz. if it wasnt for the internet we wouldnt get to see all the sadness inthe world. sigh. im going to go make some porridge and cry.
its not just shits and giggles around here at the beanpoutine poffice. we see it all.

crushing truths perish from being acknowledged.

happy new year friends.