Thursday, October 23, 2008

beanpoutine jokes that make no sense

Q:what did one cop say to the other cop?
A: Thats what I call a sticky situation!
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
IM SO FUNNY

Two chickens wearing top hats walk into a bar. the bartender turns to one of them and asks "so what can I get you?" the bigger of the two chickens turns to the bartender and quickly responds: "thats what I call a sticky situation!"
HAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Q: what did judge ITO eat at his daughters wedding?
A: corey feldmans favoprite slippers! Twice~! HHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

Q: where can you find the biggest treees?
A: in your ass!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHA

A football player and a canteloupe get into a fight. What does the football player say to the melon?
A: here we go again old friend!

HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHHHAHHA COUGH COUGH HAHAHHAHAHHAHa

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