WHOA! look at these two great interests! makes me lauygh on this stinky monday morning.

note: sometimes when I pee and the pee is really clear and not yellow i dont flush the toilet which results feeling in a sense of self satisfaction that I am helping save the environment one flush at a time.

FOR PETES SAKE!

bloody viagra emails are flooding the beanpoutine company email address. the internet knows everything!
(to address the problem emergency board meeting this afternoon in the telecom conference room everyone.)